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  1. All alone. Who wants to party tonight?
  2. Purring/snorting just cos I know how much @dawnnyc loves it.
  3. Screw mother's day, why isn't there a national cat day? Or national feed your cat lobster day? FU, moms.
  4. Going upstate this weekend to watch @beal and @dawnnyc get drunk. I may also barf into a sweater, no drinking required.
  5. Sometimes @andresala stares at me *that* way. Beyond disturbing. Send help.
  6. @Dawnnyc you have no idea how bad it's been! Torture! When's papa beal getting home?
  7. The birds woke me up early today...AGAIN! can't a cat sleep in once in a while?
  8. Threw up on the bathroom this morning. Not sure why. Hey, better than on the bed, right?
  9. @AndreSala when are you coming again? There's a fucking hair in my water bowl. Get it out.
  10. I've been feeling low on street cred. Should I get another tattoo?
  11. The mac mini is still down and the study door is closed, which means watching Internet kittyporn is out of the question.
  12. Why do the humans think it's a good idea to leave me such a huge tub of dry food when they go out of town? This isn't the apocalypse. Is it?
  13. Had a crazy nightmare last night involving catnip, @dawnnyc and our couch upstate. But @dawnnyc was a giant yellow bird!
  14. Ate too fast.
  15. Does anyone know the phone number for Australia?
  16. Fish and shrimp feast always sounds so good, but the smell sticks to your whiskers like a pussy in heat. Meowww.
  17. This monkey stares at me all day long. Rediculous. http://twitpic.com/385js
  18. my butt itches. dunno why.
  19. weekend plans: patrol, sleep, patrol, eat, sleep, poop, claw the chairs, roll around, lick at the belly, open facebook account.
  20. so friggin' hung over. just 'cos my bowl is full doesn't mean I need it all. in other news, fucking birds out the window cooing and shit.