QueenAlpo
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Trying to think of kid-friendly/free activity out of house. Having about as much success as a beauty queen achieving world peace.
about 17 hours ago
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@ I have not joined the crackberry epidemic. It's plain ol' text for me.
about 18 hours ago
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Offspring: "someday when I get big and have a baby, you'll become a grandma and die. 'Cause that's what happens to grandmas."
about 22 hours ago
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I used to call NY/NJ "New Bambicide." I propose the state of MD be included in that glorious union. @ @ @ @
7:41 AM Nov 13th
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They're everywhere! RT @ Saw doe avoid becoming by leaping over concrete barrier & darting between cars -style
7:39 AM Nov 13th
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Dear @, Do re mi fa so la ti do. Happy now? Good. Now: up yours. Love, your songbird.
7:37 AM Nov 13th
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@ @ Oh my god. Horny geeks. I think I love you.
9:21 AM Nov 12th
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RT @ "The vagina is part of the reproductive system and not just a sterile hole for your dick." RAWK.
9:18 AM Nov 12th
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Home now. Going to dream of busted deer guts and virgin bagels on wheels tonight.
9:04 PM Nov 11th
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Just passed Maidenhead Bagel Co. in Trenton. NJ, you are one innocent state.
5:06 PM Nov 11th
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WTF is up with all the roadkill bambi in New Jersey? 4 in the last 20 mins.
4:44 PM Nov 11th
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I just experienced the rollercoaster excitement of recruiting a new tweep... and then watching said twerp fall off the face of the earth.
2:37 PM Nov 11th
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- Drool. Someday I will have a sunroom/reading room like this.
9:23 AM Nov 11th
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@ Quick solution to that dilemma: sniff yourself. Preferably in public.
9:29 AM Nov 9th
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Quit biting me in the ass, procrastination. You haven't brushed your teeth yet.
4:39 AM Nov 9th
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Yeah, we're all pious and blue and shit. Welcome. RT @ Seriously, you can't buy liquor in dc on sundays?!
5:41 PM Nov 8th
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@ *Thud* Wait, what? You what? Oh, crap. Yep, hello, again, floor. *thud*
5:36 PM Nov 8th
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@ Oooh, Amy Grant! Also: Avalon, Point of Grace, Matt Redman, Nicole Nordeman, FFH. Gah.
8:36 AM Nov 8th
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Stuck singing Christian pop songs from my past. How apropos.
6:42 AM Nov 8th
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@ Do I SEEM interested in seeing it?
9:46 AM Nov 7th
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- Name Allison Polk
- Location Planet Earth
- Web http://queenalpo.com
- Bio MFA Creative Writing student at Goddard, deaf author of a thousand unpublished dreams
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