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  1. Trying to think of kid-friendly/free activity out of house. Having about as much success as a beauty queen achieving world peace.
  2. @joshlibby I have not joined the crackberry epidemic. It's plain ol' text for me.
  3. Offspring: "someday when I get big and have a baby, you'll become a grandma and die. 'Cause that's what happens to grandmas."
  4. I used to call NY/NJ "New Bambicide." I propose the state of MD be included in that glorious union. @shfz @historyofck @joshmend @graystorm
  5. They're everywhere! RT @historyofck Saw doe avoid becoming #roadkill by leaping over concrete barrier & darting between cars #commando-style
  6. Dear @bloopaboop, Do re mi fa so la ti do. Happy now? Good. Now: up yours. Love, your songbird.
  7. @jcopacetic @jaredev Oh my god. Horny geeks. I think I love you.
  8. RT @m_leblanc "The vagina is part of the reproductive system and not just a sterile hole for your dick." RAWK. http://bit.ly/RlpbR
  9. Home now. Going to dream of busted deer guts and virgin bagels on wheels tonight.
  10. Just passed Maidenhead Bagel Co. in Trenton. NJ, you are one innocent state.
  11. WTF is up with all the roadkill bambi in New Jersey? 4 in the last 20 mins.
  12. I just experienced the rollercoaster excitement of recruiting a new tweep... and then watching said twerp fall off the face of the earth.
  13. http://twitpic.com/p4hgx - Drool. Someday I will have a sunroom/reading room like this.
  14. @joshmend Quick solution to that dilemma: sniff yourself. Preferably in public.
  15. Quit biting me in the ass, procrastination. You haven't brushed your teeth yet.
  16. Yeah, we're all pious and blue and shit. Welcome. RT @m_leblanc Seriously, you can't buy liquor in dc on sundays?!
  17. @bloopaboop *Thud* Wait, what? You what? Oh, crap. Yep, hello, again, floor. *thud*
  18. @graystorm Oooh, Amy Grant! Also: Avalon, Point of Grace, Matt Redman, Nicole Nordeman, FFH. Gah.
  19. Stuck singing Christian pop songs from my past. How apropos.
  20. @jathurber Do I SEEM interested in seeing it?