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Russia to send spacecraft to destroy Earth-bound asteroid. U.S. banks offer to sell asteroid subprime debt instead.
about 3 hours ago
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@ @ sorry, Little Prince kicks Lorax butt: TLP has aviator draw him a homicidal sheep, game over.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to Biggie
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Watching "CSI: North Pole." Pretty sure either Santa or a stripper did it.
about 7 hours ago
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Any minute now, the Army Corps of Engineers is going to move on my sinuses, and stop this horrible flood.
about 9 hours ago
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At last, a chest toupee for the rest of us.
about 9 hours ago
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@ if they are on a commercial airline, something terrible IS happening to them.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to Henlips
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@ as my shrink used to say, Why can't both things be true?
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to sssaintgermain
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Okay, cage match call: Who you likin', the Lorax or the Little Prince?
about 21 hours ago
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"Long enough to reach the ground," said Mr. Lincoln, hearing "intestine" for "legs" in the local dialect. Worked out.
about 23 hours ago
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"You should be the father of orphans!" Man, kids really do say the darnedest things.
9:42 AM Dec 29th
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You think this decade was scary? History suggests someone will do a nostalgia show about it. Now THAT is scary!
9:26 AM Dec 29th
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@ get out of there now! You're in the Shining: Instead of a 20s ballroom -- My God, a 70s Rec Room!
4:18 PM Dec 28th
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in reply to MKupperman
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"Highly Drug Resistant TB" - didn't he sing with The Plasmatics?
9:13 AM Dec 28th
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No one is angrier than those of us flying peacefully with chemicals sewn into our underwear. Just takes one to ruin it.
5:41 PM Dec 27th
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Life is like a game of Frogger, particularly if you've been sitting on a couch playing Frogger for the last 20 years.
11:46 AM Dec 27th
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Enormity of plot now clear: al Queda infiltrated the TSA, makes these new rules so we kill ourselves rather than fly.
10:54 AM Dec 27th
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Okay, that's over for another year. Now plotting the War on Groundhog Day.
5:24 PM Dec 26th
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"You will now be attached to your seat with a scented adhesive. Thank you for your help in winning the war on terror."
4:02 PM Dec 26th
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Got the living creche back up in the attic for another year. The donkeys always bitch more than the townspeople.
8:53 AM Dec 26th
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In the north, they are riding their new snow machines. In the south, their new asphalt machines. Peace on earth.
9:02 PM Dec 25th
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- Name Quentin Hardy
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.forbes...
- Bio National Editor of Forbes - the one Ann Coulter said should be shot. Punditte.
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