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  1. It's super windy out there today! You skinny folks be careful.
  2. I wanna see a poster with his abs, not his face!
  3. Marky Mark on the poster for "The Lovely Bones" really makes the movie look unappealing. Yuk.
  4. just installed #OpenBeak on my crackberry (the supposed "update" to TwitterBerry). Please don't kill my phone.
  5. Holy Hades, it's like someone laid some thick gauze on the Palisades Parkway. Drive carefully out there, folks!
  6. is getting ready for Chinese Hot Pot at Mom and Dad's!
  7. I think I got 20 emails from him in '09! RT: @cnnbrk Man suspected of trying to bring down Northwest Airlines jet is son of Nigerian banker.
  8. narrowly missed setting Bestest Boy's Mom's apartment on fire. A Christmas miracle, indeed!
  9. Pah-rum-pah pum-pummm.
  10. @khawest You been chasing a one-armed man?
  11. HappyMerryChristmaKwanukah, et cetera and whatnot!
  12. @colleenmacklin Holy Louie, that sounds amazing! And gluten-free, too!
  13. Oh noes! Not Susan and Tim! :/
  14. realized her age 35 > the ages of her 3 kids (10+11+12) during tutoring at @826NYC. Then one said, "You're 35? I thought u were in ur 40s."
  15. http://twitpic.com/un2t2 - F*ck you, I'm Batman! (Chase ATM Lobby, on Delancey in LES)
  16. Dammit! Forgot my gloves again!
  17. @khawest Are you kidding? Harrison Ford as Han Solo or Indiana Jones? Rrrrrow!
  18. Bing just popped up on my crackberry and there's no obvious way to remove it. #FuckYouVerizon
  19. Today's car smells like celery. Speaking of which, I could really go for a bloody mary right now...
  20. It's awfully slippery, windy & cold outside. It was even snowing on the subway platform! Stay in if you can.