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i love all of you clever enough to think upthese hilarious #1stdraftmovielinesabout 4 hours ago from mobile web
there's a wine bar across from my gate?! this is a good sign.about 5 hours ago from txt
.@ktress hee! i like that :) it'll probably be the only quarter i gamble!about 5 hours ago from mobile web
OMG.about 6 hours ago from txt
um, i'm going to be on a plane to vegas in a few hours. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!about 8 hours ago from web
@KTress i don't believe that you're done at all.about 11 hours ago from web in reply to KTress
still trying to figure out why all of my dreams were in yiddish last night.about 14 hours ago from txt
@obrienmedia i was gonna say! i'm headed this weekend - would be a funny coincidence! i'll have fun for you :)about 22 hours ago from web in reply to obrienmedia
@obrienmedia are you going this weekend?about 22 hours ago from web in reply to obrienmedia
@mtpii_doin_work this guy right here.about 23 hours ago from web in reply to mtpii_doin_work
@changebumpin but i think there's an interesting discussion there - not a context lostabout 23 hours ago from web in reply to changebumpin
how much would a cab from JFK to spanish harlem cost?about 23 hours ago from web
.@changebumpin but who gets to decide what"s truly lewd?about 24 hours ago from web
i don't know how people fly places on a regular basis. i'm a mess tonight, and it's not a fear of flying - just worried i'll screw it up.6:34 PM Jul 8th from web
not surprisingly, 1/4 bag of funyuns is not enough for breakfast. #adultfail6:56 AM Jul 8th from txt
i say i'll leave at 10. leave now. #bff9:33 PM Jul 7th from txt
alv: "so where are you?" me: "in line for the fitting room at forever 21." alv:"so, the 2nd circle of hell?" #bff3:36 PM Jul 7th from txt
i seriously hate shopping. i understand this may mean i have a short 4th leg on my 2nd x chromosome. i'm fine with that.3:20 PM Jul 7th from txt
QOTD: "BETTY WHITE ON KATHY GRIFFIN. OHMYGAYGOD." - marc. obviously.8:30 PM Jul 6th from web
planning not to check any bags for my flight this weekend, i realize that my life is made out of liquids. :: pulls out hair ::4:55 PM Jul 6th from web