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  1. Up at 6am for the first time...ever!! So excited about Meredith Music Festival....YeeeeeHAH! about 20 hours ago from web
  2. Writing a website about angling...Mary's writing one about bull semen 5:47 PM Dec 9th from web
  3. I'm a bit sick of ABC's John Safran.If I wanted to watch someone humilate themselves with lamenting, drunken sobbing,I'd leave the telly off 7:39 PM Dec 3rd from web
  4. I just donated to #Movember, pls join me in supporting the fight against prostate cancer & men's depression- http://au.movember.com/donate 8:16 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. I love going to Border's Book shops but the hovering staff really bug me... 7:24 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. Order some of Soph's gorgeous Xmas cards with proceeds going to Centre for Children's happiness in Cambodia http://scdesign.bigcartel.com/ 4:16 PM Nov 17th from web
  7. At times kids ask questions about the world and we struggle to find answers. Other times it's: "Why does my finger tastes like ear wax?" 6:07 PM Nov 10th from web
  8. When kids refuse to go to hairdresser,I say "I'll cut your hair using a blindfold and a bread knife!"... Just Cuts,here we come! 3:55 AM Oct 26th from web
  9. Slowly getting ready dip my toe into the chilly pond of dating ... or is it cesspool? OK, maybe not quite ready. 5:46 AM Oct 20th from web
  10. Sometimes I see loving couples being affectionate & think, 'Mwoah, isn't that nice.' Other times I wish I had a loaded shotgun in the boot. 7:04 PM Oct 18th from web
  11. Reading 'God is not great: How Religion Poisons Everything' by Christopher Hitchens. His book in one hand and a dictionary in the other... 4:39 PM Oct 15th from web
  12. No shenanigans or tomfoolery to report...went to see Julie&Julia, Meryl Streep was brilliant. I giggled and guffawed the whole way through 7:02 PM Oct 14th from web
  13. Don't wolf down an egg sandwich just before a break-up - still kicking myself that his parting words were 'You've got egg on your face.' 3:32 AM Oct 11th from web
  14. Revelling in Dr Seuss. Oh The Places You'll Go, The Lorax, Horton Hears a Who (and the sequel) and Oh, The Thinks You Can Think... 4:15 AM Jul 22nd from web
  15. Didn't ageing rocker Ronnie Woods predict a Tsunami in Victoria a couple of years back? Whose laughing now naysayers? WHO's LAUGHING NOW??! 10:13 PM Jul 15th from web
  16. Official Geelong weather report: my nipples are like lorry wheel nuts! 9:19 PM Jun 17th from web
  17. going to see a male Dr for a breast exam...?? Can I resist saying "And you haven't even bought me a drink!'? 10:22 PM Jun 14th from web
  18. Is it wrong to copy updates from Facebook to twitter? Quagmire of self-indulgence.I got to use the word quagmire! (no need to read facebook) 6:25 PM Jun 3rd from web
  19. getting a little cranky about my lack of followers...what the hell is WRONG with you people???! 10:22 PM May 28th from web
  20. about to knock off looking forward to a kidfree weekend 10:21 PM May 28th from web
  • Name Jenna Hepburn
  • Location Geelong, Victoria, Australia
  • Bio Single mother pondering life's idiosyncracies and the ever puzzling world of dating
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