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  1. at first the comical overabundance of food at gparents' house seemed like an expression of love. but now i think they are trying to kill us.
  2. just remembered that i had a twitter account. http://bit.ly/2xDYrm
  3. still shopping calamity-tourism book proposal with greg. publishers: come on! it's basically a license to print money.
  4. supreme-court-justice-themed fantasy football team name: the turgid marshalls
  5. interviewer: "what do you like most about the young dads?" pakistani kid: "i like... they BEATS."
  6. the turkish tourism board keeps advertising "unlimited turkey"; inevitably a really hungry person is going to be disappointed
  7. bike accident ii: an inexplicably angry and swinish person weighs in http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/1256479020.html
  8. @tessap better believe it
  9. bike accident. http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/1256182033.html
  10. if pittsburgh had a thriving mushroom industry, would you be able to call it "city of champignons"? answer: yes
  11. @wilcassettes which place in brooklyn?! you should try baoguette, it's excellent
  12. @wilcassettes hell yes where did you get them
  13. the love-letter-writing process of mark sanford: http://bit.ly/l8Y6q
  14. trying to figure out what evolutionary advantage neighborhood birds have achieved by sounding like a car alarm
  15. kick-ass band name: princess incest
  16. six days in fallujah, taken strong http://bit.ly/29E94I
  17. writing chapter about unsolicited boner for young-adult book
  18. rent-a-bassist tonight with jc cassis' band at ace of clubs, 8:30pm
  19. lycans vs. lichens: who would win?
  20. @SIPabloTorre psych, i don't know if they're called lycans. i just saw some lycans on tv a while ago and now it's my favorite word.