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  1. just remembered that i had a twitter account. http://bit.ly/2xDYrm
  2. still shopping calamity-tourism book proposal with greg. publishers: come on! it's basically a license to print money.
  3. supreme-court-justice-themed fantasy football team name: the turgid marshalls
  4. interviewer: "what do you like most about the young dads?" pakistani kid: "i like... they BEATS."
  5. the turkish tourism board keeps advertising "unlimited turkey"; inevitably a really hungry person is going to be disappointed
  6. bike accident ii: an inexplicably angry and swinish person weighs in http://newyork.craigslist.o...
  7. @tessap better believe it
  8. bike accident. http://newyork.craigslist.o...
  9. if pittsburgh had a thriving mushroom industry, would you be able to call it "city of champignons"? answer: yes
  10. @wilcassettes which place in brooklyn?! you should try baoguette, it's excellent
  11. @wilcassettes hell yes where did you get them
  12. the love-letter-writing process of mark sanford: http://bit.ly/l8Y6q
  13. trying to figure out what evolutionary advantage neighborhood birds have achieved by sounding like a car alarm
  14. kick-ass band name: princess incest
  15. six days in fallujah, taken strong http://bit.ly/29E94I
  16. writing chapter about unsolicited boner for young-adult book
  17. rent-a-bassist tonight with jc cassis' band at ace of clubs, 8:30pm
  18. lycans vs. lichens: who would win?
  19. @SIPabloTorre psych, i don't know if they're called lycans. i just saw some lycans on tv a while ago and now it's my favorite word.
  20. @SIPabloTorre they're called lycans, you philistine.