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  1. .@Perfect_Timing True story, 1st porno I ever saw was John Wayne Bobbit Uncut. Money shot was like squeezing out the last drop of toothpaste
  2. I officially nominate Dr Anthony Atala for the Nobel Prize for Awesomeness. http://bit.ly/4wKSEx #bunnypenistransplant
  3. "We have made clitoral tissue in the past" http://bit.ly/4wKSEx Next step, hermaphrodite bunnies! #bunnypenistransplant
  4. Dr Atala's team first created a scaffold using the penis of a rabbit: http://bit.ly/4wKSEx This story has everything! #bunnypenistransplant
  5. "We had to find...the right soup to grow the cells in..." Mmm...bunny penis soup #bunnypenistransplant http://bit.ly/4wKSEx
  6. http://bit.ly/4wKSEx I've never wanted anything more than I now want #bunnypenistransplant to become a trending topic.
  7. http://bit.ly/4wKSEx "We are seeing babies born with deficient genitalia all the time..." Umm...they get bigger. #bunnypenistransplant
  8. http://bit.ly/4wKSEx Oddly, this isn't what I was looking for when I googled "rabbit penis transplant".
  9. http://bit.ly/4wKSEx I, for one, welcome our new giant-phallused bunny rabbit overlords!
  10. @Perfect_Timing Yeah, once it started squirting oil, they wouldn't even take it up in the air. Dangit!
  11. @Perfect_Timing Only snafu was a broken plane, so I didn't skydive (I've gone before, so I let all the virgins dive first. Dark be4 my turn)
  12. @Perfect_Timing Great! Drinking and playing video games with nerds (all techers). And an occasional sick-ass movie thrown in.
  13. http://bit.ly/2rZ9MM My old middle school burnt to the ground. For the record, I was nowhere in the vicinity at the time.
  14. Well, I survived the weekend. Time to relax by going to my nice, peaceful job.
  15. Without knowing the exact day, happy birfday weekend @pischina
  16. All that wine tasting made me thirsty. Time for a beer.
  17. Happy Birfday @callipider
  18. .@calipidder Now I wanna logo! Can anyone draw me a picture of a smiling puppy poking its head out of a meat grinder?
  19. @thom_white I figured, but people used to laugh at my face. This is as close to cool as I'll ever get.
  20. @jbwhaley Oh, I especially thank you. Sometimes I think I'm only cool in comparison to you.