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  1. http://puppymanohar.blogspot.com/2010/01/longest-word.html
  2. I ate a live fish. Something inside me just died.
  3. She said. She said. http://bit.ly/7iRWR1
  4. She said, "No".I asked her, "Is it because I am brown?" She said, "Yes that is it. Thats why"So I quit being Dan Brown,the shittiest writer
  5. She said, "No". I asked her, "Is it because I am pink?" She said, "No, its because you are bald" So I left the beautician's parlour/ parade
  6. She said, "No". I asked her, "Is it because I am black?" She said, "No, its because you are bald" So I left the barber shop.
  7. An uncle once asked me, "Yes barkhuddar, what does your father do?" I told him, "Uncle, he minds his own business. How about you?"
  8. The bar tender said 5 bucks. I had a tenner so I asked her, "Do you want me instead?". What? Only trying to be the change I wanted to see.
  9. The only reason there was an Indian Struggle For Independence was because the British Royal Family was too ugly.
  10. Happy KP Jayanti to all
  11. @krishashok I thought of LABYRINTH but I couldn't resolve the INTH part. Curses!
  12. @krishashok deep fine leg
  13. See what we're reading! http://bit.ly/2dEFo9
  14. KP: Don't expect me to defend you all the time: i am NOT your vouch potato
  15. Puppy Manohar : I walked into a mall and started to feel very bad. Then I realized it was because I was shopping in an Inferiority Complex
  16. Puppy Manohar is going townie-watching soon.
  17. Baba, gray sheep. Have you any wolf? http://bit.ly/12Trdm
  18. Puppy Manohar did not get much work done today because the Uncle Train kept stopping at his Work Station.
  19. Baby V is afraid of flying because technically she is always in the same plane with atleast 2 terrorists.
  20. We are all dilated pupils at the altar of KPism