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Dear idiot: if you are going to write a post about the top 40 blackberry apps, maybe have a mobile-friendly site. Sheesh.40 minutes ago from UberTwitter
RT @edkohler: Closing liquor stores on Sundays effects my beercadian rhythms.about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
Oh no! #hobowedding is over.about 12 hours ago from web
#hobowedding over2:35 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
Patiently waiting for #hobowedding to start.1:34 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
@kristin_a we are not going on as planned. things seem to have fallen apart.1:29 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to kristin_a
if this band truly wanted to thank us they would turn it the hell down #hobowedding8:31 PM Nov 5th from mobile web
back and to the left #hobowedding8:25 PM Nov 5th from mobile web
@maxsparber except the left has that pretty well covered as well.1:39 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to maxsparber
@patiomensch I have a Kindle, but it broke just after the one-year warranty expired. I have put zero effort into fixing it because of DRM12:53 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to patiomensch
@kcmpls everything is worth fighting about12:48 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to kcmpls
@patiomensch does the Nook have an download store with free downloads? Also, are the books DRM'd?12:45 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to patiomensch
@garciasn Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair12:33 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to garciasn
@wr3n my hallway wreaks of clorox. BLEACH.12:09 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to wr3n
@best_day_ever She waited until her light turned green before she turned, so I think she probably learned her lesson. One down!11:18 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to best_day_ever
Almost got run over by someone so concerned about making a right turn on red she couldn't stop to look for pedestrians in the crosswalk.11:14 AM Nov 5th from web
@kristin_a I'll keep my eye on you. Plus, Scotchfest is fully 24 hours before the wedding! If you act up due to that, you're doing it wrong9:57 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to kristin_a
@blamedesign my Tactical Bail Out Bag arrived last night. Manly.9:25 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to blamedesign
I think there might be some payola going on over at Pandora. I just got a Timbaland song in my They Might Be Giants station.9:16 AM Nov 5th from web
@emilysaysso it more describes the male thought process. But yes, I devoured that book in a day.8:54 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to emilysaysso

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Name ArtAllen
Location The City of Lakes
Web http://heylookits...
Bio Twin Citizen, nonprofit webster, Nutty Bar aficionado. Puns. Sometimes not puns.

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