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  1. Pro tip: when Denny's makes a new sandwich made entirely of breakfast foods and names it the Grand Slamwich, do not be fooled. AVOID 10:53 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  2. You an get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (except an Alice) 8:27 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  3. @jojeda there is an implication in that sentence that I am not on board with. 12:37 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to jojeda
  4. @urbanbeancoffee get a damn user picture up! 12:19 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to urbanbeancoffee
  5. @myklroventine I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD KIDS 12:11 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to myklroventine
  6. @sara_sings @marta28 Verizon has exceptional coverage and phones that aren't as expensive that do the same thing as the iPhone. Just sayin' 11:16 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to sara_sings
  7. @KaryD those really are IQ tests, you know. If you click on them, you have an IQ of zero. 10:01 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to KaryD
  8. @emilysaysso don't drink the water. 9:39 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to emilysaysso
  9. @marta28 Newark isn't a state 9:27 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to marta28
  10. @marta28 that does not make Newark in New York. 9:14 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to marta28
  11. @marta28 that's because they can't afford to any more. Last year was the super deep discounts, this year it's our turn to take the hit. 7:29 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to marta28
  12. @MNHeadhunter you mean like this? facebook.com/triskit.cat 7:20 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to MNHeadhunter
  13. @MNHeadhunter question: what is standard practice in this area if I am applying for the Ferret Haver position at Ferretingtons? 7:13 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to MNHeadhunter
  14. @emilysaysso no. 7:11 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to emilysaysso
  15. @robinmarty I would have too! And it's not like it was a high stakes article. It was a 50 word brief in the Sun Sailor. 7:04 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to robinmarty
  16. @robinmarty I once wrote a headline about a pilot pedestrian thing that went "Now Even Chickens Can Cross the Road." It did not go to print. 6:58 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to robinmarty
  17. @sloped I must test this. I only wish I knew where to find SkiFree online! 6:52 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to sloped
  18. "Don't do that in public. It's gross." -@emilysaysso 8:00 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  19. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The rules for numbers below ten do not apply to 6. He is not a number, he is a free man. 3:01 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. anybody know of a twtter app for blackberry that lets you manage multiple accounts? I want to put this thing to work. 2:55 PM Nov 24th from web
  • Name ArtAllen
  • Location The City of Lakes
  • Web http://heylookits...
  • Bio Man of the Internet. Twin Citizen, nonprofit webster, Nutty Bar aficionado. Puns. Sometimes not puns.
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