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  1. The beauty queen is unhappy about her upcoming foreign tour. She will miss America. 6:40 AM Aug 3rd from TwitterMail
  2. A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway. 1:51 PM Jul 31st from TwitterMail
  3. The accountant enjoyed the job, figuratively speaking. 4:38 AM Jul 30th from TwitterMail
  4. She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams. 4:44 AM Jul 22nd from TwitterMail
  5. The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel his way out of work. 5:34 AM Jul 20th from TwitterMail
  6. I hate running in lane eight. It makes me feel like such an outsider. 4:48 AM Jul 1st from TwitterMail
  7. The prospector didn't think his career would pan out. 6:19 AM Jun 30th from TwitterMail
  8. Can I tell you a story about my bed? I made it up. 6:30 AM Jun 29th from TwitterMail
  9. My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones. 6:13 AM Jun 25th from TwitterMail
  10. A friend told me he dug a hole in my backyard and filled it with water. I thought he meant well. 4:12 AM Jun 24th from TwitterMail
  11. As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'. 4:31 AM Jun 19th from TwitterMail
  12. My pet is very agreeable. He's a seeing-eye-to-eye dog. 4:09 AM Jun 11th from TwitterMail
  13. I got a deal on a new computer, and they threw in the operating system to boot. 4:15 AM Jun 10th from TwitterMail
  14. Paula thinks she knows alot about government, but she doesn't. Politics me off. 4:14 AM Jun 9th from TwitterMail
  15. I was fighting a Dragon, easier slayed then done. 4:07 AM Jun 3rd from TwitterMail
  16. The lumber company downsized. They got rid of the deadwood. 4:20 AM Jun 1st from web
  17. Many years ago I had this crazy idea about writing a novel about the Civil War but then suddenly it was all gone with the wind. 11:33 AM May 22nd from TwitterMail
  18. Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job. 5:37 AM May 21st from TwitterMail
  19. Making a torte is a piece of cake. 4:33 AM May 20th from TwitterMail
  20. I relish the fact that you've mustard the stregnth to ketchup to me. 5:35 AM May 18th from TwitterMail