Is popularity what people strive for when they lack the strength to be themselves? #discuss

Today - 1.2.12 - is a good day to test a microphone! #justsaying

Did you know that I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters but, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T #justsaying

If MONDAY MORNINGS had a face i'd punch it! >.<

@scousehater88 and you don't even allow re-tweet attacks on you you sad ugly pig

@scousehater88 Ur an embarrassment to the human race & the great game that is football you utter failed abortion

Would mixing Vodka with Powerade make you a well hydrated alcoholic? >.@

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but, a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed! XD

Random thought of the day: If someone threw a rock & knocked you off your donkey would you be stoned off your ass? >.@

I said to my dyslexic mate yesterday "Guess which band has split up?" He said "Erm......" >.@

From now on i intend to be a passionate supporter of things that don't inconvenience me or require any action! [",]

Virgin Airline ad: "We are more experienced than our name suggests!"

I've actually been called worse things by better people...

You can pick your friends and, you can pick your nose but, you can't flick your friends out the car window...

I think 'YAWNING' is your body's way of saying you only have 20% battery remaining! >.@

The BBC have recently announced that Gaddafi may have slipped in to Jordan.....has that woman no shame? @_@

Here's one by my mate Jim 'The KING' Brown - Hard To Handle - soundcloud.com/jim-the-king-b…

Learnt a bit of CHINESE today - 'Fa Kin Su Pah' which literally means #GREAT! XD

Here's a wee mix my DJ friend FIFTIES has put 2gether 4 ur #LISTENING #PLEASURE - it's like #WELLGOOD! [",] mixcloud.com/fifties/this-i…

More money is spent on boobjobs & viagra than on Alzheimer research.By 2040 the old will hav perky tits, stiff c*cks & no f*cking idea why!