punkkittydiddy
- Now....what to do with all that leftover candy. Hmmmm......3:31 PM Nov 1st from web
- Why doesnt the mummy have any friends? Because he's so wrapped up in himself.9:02 PM Oct 31st from txt
- Car commercial just boasted that "the interior oozes class." Since when do classy things "ooze"?1:36 PM Oct 31st from web
- Next time I complain about dog being stinky (& needing bath), I will first make sure Toddler can't access my brand new deodorant.1:55 PM Oct 8th from web
- Laughing RE:Somali pirates attacking wrong ship (naval, not cargo). Isn't that taught in Pirating 101? Gold = good? Guns = bad?6:13 PM Oct 7th from web
- With so many more sophisticated time sucks on the market, it's embarrassing that I can still lose huge chunks of my life to Tetris.....3:30 PM Sep 9th from web
- A few days tardy in turning the calendar page - but rewarded with the discovery that it's Crack Fox Month! (Per Boosh calendar, anyway.)12:51 PM Sep 3rd from web
- Cute raccoons raided our fig tree last night. Wanted to hug 'em. Remembered the scene from 'Elf.' Admired from afar instead.10:21 AM Aug 18th from web
- Toddler really won over the TV repair guys. Mostly by calling them "robbers." Then by trying to help w/ repairs using fake pirate sword.11:00 AM Aug 11th from web
- I knew we live in a world in which people run over pets, even other people, and then speed off again. But today I am newly shredded by that.12:17 PM Aug 10th from web
- Finally....a penalty shoot-out that didn't end badly...............9:10 AM Aug 9th from web
- Perfect day at the beach, followed by perfect, giant effin pan of homemade lasagna! Life was good today.8:14 PM Aug 1st from web
- Switching allegiances. Am all about the Geelong Cats. For now. Unless the other team hits the pitch and is even MORE ripped.....9:15 PM Jul 31st from web
- Want red tresses. Red tresses don't want me. Snafu involving clown orange/sick eggplant ensues. Salon intervention. Now blonde-ish. Oh well.2:01 PM Jul 31st from web
- Netflix insists I love "dramas starring Ralph Fiennes." I rented The Duchess in March. ONCE. This goes on my permanent record?11:34 AM Jul 28th from web
- Boosh at the Roxy Tuesday night?! Aieee! Can anyone recommend a West Valley babysitter who isn't a baby-snatching serial killer?7:50 PM Jul 24th from web
- "Special" heat wave bulletin @ weather.com. Word "lethal" comes up. Amending today's goal: "stay positive" is now "stay alive." Good enough.9:31 AM Jul 22nd from web
- Will ferrell wearing chelsea! Thats right!8:14 PM Jul 21st from txt
- Chelsea in the houuuuse!8:04 PM Jul 21st from txt
- Ancelotti? Likely another Scolari. Already missing Hiddink, who, even so, was no Mourinho. But whatever. We're psyched for tonight.10:42 AM Jul 21st from web
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