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  1. Now....what to do with all that leftover candy. Hmmmm......
  2. Why doesnt the mummy have any friends? Because he's so wrapped up in himself.
  3. Car commercial just boasted that "the interior oozes class." Since when do classy things "ooze"?
  4. Next time I complain about dog being stinky (& needing bath), I will first make sure Toddler can't access my brand new deodorant.
  5. Laughing RE:Somali pirates attacking wrong ship (naval, not cargo). Isn't that taught in Pirating 101? Gold = good? Guns = bad?
  6. With so many more sophisticated time sucks on the market, it's embarrassing that I can still lose huge chunks of my life to Tetris.....
  7. A few days tardy in turning the calendar page - but rewarded with the discovery that it's Crack Fox Month! (Per Boosh calendar, anyway.)
  8. Cute raccoons raided our fig tree last night. Wanted to hug 'em. Remembered the scene from 'Elf.' Admired from afar instead.
  9. Toddler really won over the TV repair guys. Mostly by calling them "robbers." Then by trying to help w/ repairs using fake pirate sword.
  10. I knew we live in a world in which people run over pets, even other people, and then speed off again. But today I am newly shredded by that.
  11. Finally....a penalty shoot-out that didn't end badly...............
  12. Perfect day at the beach, followed by perfect, giant effin pan of homemade lasagna! Life was good today.
  13. Switching allegiances. Am all about the Geelong Cats. For now. Unless the other team hits the pitch and is even MORE ripped.....
  14. Want red tresses. Red tresses don't want me. Snafu involving clown orange/sick eggplant ensues. Salon intervention. Now blonde-ish. Oh well.
  15. Netflix insists I love "dramas starring Ralph Fiennes." I rented The Duchess in March. ONCE. This goes on my permanent record?
  16. Boosh at the Roxy Tuesday night?! Aieee! Can anyone recommend a West Valley babysitter who isn't a baby-snatching serial killer?
  17. "Special" heat wave bulletin @ weather.com. Word "lethal" comes up. Amending today's goal: "stay positive" is now "stay alive." Good enough.
  18. Will ferrell wearing chelsea! Thats right!
  19. Chelsea in the houuuuse!
  20. Ancelotti? Likely another Scolari. Already missing Hiddink, who, even so, was no Mourinho. But whatever. We're psyched for tonight.