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  1. Pun of the Day - The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait... http://bit.ly/6oWS2u 9:57 PM Nov 26th from twitterfeed
  2. Vegetarians are devil-worshipping seitanists 8:55 AM Nov 26th from Echofon
  3. Those who clamber onto high windowsills are a ledgedly suicidal 7:17 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  4. Pun of the Day - I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater... http://bit.ly/4OcEDS 9:59 PM Nov 21st from twitterfeed
  5. Pun of the Day - The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics. http://bit.ly/8opke2 9:29 PM Nov 20th from twitterfeed
  6. Before proving his existence, Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!” 1:46 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. Do dominatrixes always work in teams? Yes - pervs of the leather flog together. 1:43 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. If you have to go number two, don't wait! A turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush. 1:41 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Hear the pun about the crotch? It’s a real groiner. 1:40 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest? Vocation, vocation, vocation! 1:38 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. Freedom ain't for me if it means the dumb are free. 1:37 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. I'm so calm. In fact I am likeable in a china shop. 1:36 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. Pun of the Day - Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber. http://bit.ly/2tGa3g 9:58 PM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  14. RT @twitter: What did the general say when he found out his army was going to lose the war? Retweet! (feature now available to all users) 12:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Pun of the Day - What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers. http://bit.ly/2YcIlV 9:46 PM Nov 16th from twitterfeed
  16. Herpetologists are born, not made. They know their lizards from the gecko. 1:45 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  17. Ob la di, O ba ma. 12:59 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. Holy Twit! We breached 100 fellow whores. 12:57 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. Pun of the Day - What do you call a football kicker who comes through in the clutch? A big game punter. http://bit.ly/ECjzK 9:45 PM Nov 15th from twitterfeed
  20. Pun of the Day - Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it. http://bit.ly/83Tgf 9:50 PM Nov 14th from twitterfeed