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  1. I can hear comedians everwhere dusting off their MJ bits.4:59 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  2. @ImnotBenny you talk purty4:58 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific in reply to ImnotBenny
  3. Apparently "unknownable" is not a word: http://bit.ly/1r9HW11:59 AM Jun 11th from web
  4. It's my anniversary! http://bit.ly/PN6AU9:00 AM Jun 10th from web
  5. Also, some Friday funnies: http://bit.ly/xHxA78:07 AM Jun 5th from web
  6. Which is to say- I don't know how to put on makeup.8:07 AM Jun 5th from web
  7. Walked out of the house with zero makeup on today. Not on purpose. Just forgot. Turns out, I look pretty much the same.8:05 AM Jun 5th from web
  8. And now for something lighter, Friday Stand-up: http://bit.ly/5LODH9:26 AM May 22nd from web
  9. Post about slowing time (or something like that): http://bit.ly/aUyN19:07 AM May 22nd from web
  10. HOLY SHIT- We're moving to Hungary!!! Husband got the fulbright afterall!!! Can't stop cussing, I'm so excited! Fuck yeah!1:07 PM May 18th from web
  11. @sizzlesays there is boutique near me called "the Pink Box"1:16 PM May 15th from web in reply to sizzlesays
  12. @gorillabuns guilt is overrated. And homeowner's associations are the devil.11:38 AM May 15th from web in reply to gorillabuns
  13. @ImnotBenny @sizzlesays Awww...guys. You're making me blush (go on!)8:20 PM May 14th from web in reply to ImnotBenny
  14. I did it. I posted a video of me rapping. God help us all. http://bit.ly/DDD6L1:48 PM May 14th from web
  15. @sizzlesays I did that with my iPod once. Nothing like sticking your hand in your own pee.2:49 PM May 12th from web in reply to sizzlesays
  16. @sizzlesays thanks, lady! Kinda thought this might happen, but it still leaves me a little weepy.4:08 PM May 11th from web in reply to sizzlesays
  17. Just found out husband didn't get the fulbright. We're drowning our sorrows with beer and sunshine.4:01 PM May 11th from web
  18. Pretty sure that living at a constant high stress level is not good for my skin. In other news, I've broken out like a 13 year old.7:34 AM May 11th from web
  19. @gorillabuns Oh, buns, thinking of you today!3:05 PM May 8th from web in reply to gorillabuns
  20. I hate job hunting. I don't even want a job. I want to be a lady of leisure (wait...is that dirty?).8:28 AM May 8th from web