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  1. All toy mirrors are really blurry.
  2. Anyhoo...
  3. It's a good thing my nose is not on your butt.
  4. Don't do it, Mom!
  5. I had a weird dream I was living in a bunny world. It was the most fiction-est dream in the whole world!
  6. Daddy, what color is my voice?
  7. Hey Daddy, did you know that, to you, my underpants look like mouse underpants?
  8. Hi! Mr. Snufflepants is here!
  9. I can do whatever I want besides things that are dangerous.
  10. What's orange and falls off walls? Humpty Pumpkin!
  11. I'm going math in Chinese, Mom!
  12. Did he punch him in the wiener?
  13. You know what tastes really, really good with pancakes? Syrup!
  14. Grandma: What is the capital of California? @pumpum: "C"
  15. I wish every week had five Tuesdays and three weekends.
  16. No matter what, I'll be you're little baby, but I'm not a baby.
  17. Cow's milk smells like a cow. (said the lifetime soy and rice milk drinker)
  18. What's a *color* TV?
  19. Dancing with my dad. http://sendables.jibjab.com...
  20. Who am I? The switch monitor?