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  1. I have a jar of Nutella, I have a spoon, and frankly, my dears, I don't give a damn about the rest of Monday.
  2. @DotSeven This way you've given him more time to prepare? #strawsclutchingat
  3. As I suspected, the dog will even eat broccoli if she thinks the cats want it...
  4. @DotSeven :-D That happens to me a *lot*...
  5. @Eryth Julius Caesar...
  6. Gaul is divided into 3 parts. Welcome to the Iron Age...
  7. I dunno...
  8. Never really bought the whole ring back within an hour thing, but I just know if I leave the room or use the phone that'll be when they do.
  9. RT @garethlpowell: *Excited* My first novel, "Silversands" is now available to pre-order on Amazon: http://bit.ly/7JPFVf
  10. @Eryth @UggNugg Been putting it off since August. S'pose it might be useful to have functional phone during apocalyptic episodes.
  11. Looks like today will be mostly spent reading 12 figure numbers to T Mobile customer services. <sigh>
  12. @Rosyosy Yes, thanks, you weathered the weather okay?
  13. @DotSeven The beach ball was called Sam and it was mocking me as it rolled around the house going 'mwahahaha'...
  14. @DotSeven Cool. I woke up wanting to drive a wooden stake through every beachball in the house!
  15. Extent of damage to Cumbrian infrastructure becoming apparent: http://bit.ly/8Li63h
  16. Also weird dream about trying to destroy a beach ball-haunting, water pipe-bursting poltergeist named Sam in woodburning stove.
  17. Stargazing at midnight when I walked the dog. Woken this a.m. by souwesterly hurling rain against window.
  18. @garethlpowell Must be some philosophical point there about the ultimate work being perfectly flawed, I daresay Aristotle got there first.
  19. @garethlpowell Never thought of eyestrain as another weapon in the creative writer's armoury...
  20. @garethlpowell Have now read that 3 times as 'champignon glass and a deciduous coffee'...