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  1. So I spent all winter moaning about no warm summer sunshine. So now that there's summer sunshine I curl up inside reading books. #illogical
  2. It's ok to be angry. To claim it's all sparkles and unicorns is bullshit. Sometimes it's good to clench your fists and just fucking growl.
  3. Bad Romance Parody http://bit.ly/4XZOtZ Well it made me LOL at least.
  4. I email better when medicated. I also sing loudly in that fingernails scratching blackboard kind of voice I have.
  5. #confession Sometimes, when I want a good cry I pull up that YouTube vid of Susan Boyles audition for Britain's Got Talent.
  6. @Jovi_gal No that's just how my memory is, a big black hole :-/ I'm going to rattle off an email to you asap btw.
  7. Memory fail! Had to count clonazepam to figure out whether I've already taken some or not. I took some 15mins ago, & then promptly forgot.
  8. Oh hello inanity, I am your Queen.
  9. Hello summer heat, please bring the sun w/you next time.
  10. In truth, I'm not entirely sure I meet the criteria for 'civilized human being'. But I do feel awfully guilty when I kill spiders.
  11. Personally I'd like to stab anyone who is cruel to animals in the eyeballs, but I'm not inclined to be civilized over that sort of thing.
  12. http://bit.ly/5yRnsS Jail time for asshole who stole a dog for dog fighting. Good!
  13. Dec 9 2009, 11:09 am Earthquake - 30 km north-west of Otaki. Magnitude: 5.1. Depth: 50 km.
  14. For the love of Churches. Blog post: http://bit.ly/4us31y
  15. Pfft earthquake, don't interrupt my uploading photos to wordpress.
  16. When I woke up my arm felt weird, so I defied logic & checked there was no magical creepy ringworm hanging out near my inner elbow.
  17. Dreamt I had massive ringworm on right arm & when I looked closely I could see little white worms crawling in & out of arm #fuckingcreepy
  18. @Jovi_gal http://bit.ly/6u3DRl & http://bit.ly/7vnOij I like the 2nd one A LOT!
  19. @Jovi_gal I saw an awesome re-design of a stone church on Grand Designs a while back. Might be warmed up w/shitloads of insulation :p
  20. @Jovi_gal It's not scary, & wasn't as funny as I'd hoped, but it wasn't bad. Worth watching if you like Zombie stuff.