puggimer
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
11:16 AM Dec 22nd
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:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
11:16 AM Dec 22nd
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
11:15 AM Dec 22nd
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.
11:15 AM Dec 22nd
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
11:15 AM Dec 22nd
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
11:14 AM Dec 22nd
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
11:14 AM Dec 22nd
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: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster & better looking than most people.
11:13 AM Dec 22nd
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
11:13 AM Dec 22nd
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incarceration, but... deliver us from hangovers, for thine is the Beer, The Bourbon And the RTD..... Barmen!
4:56 AM Dec 21st
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tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. Lead us not into
4:56 AM Dec 21st
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In the spirit of Christmas - Our Lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk) at home as it is in
4:55 AM Dec 21st
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Yeah - Avatar was good. Real good.
12:23 PM Dec 19th
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Going to see Avatar with the boys. I'm hoping the 3D is as good as I've heard, and not annoying like most 3D movies
9:29 AM Dec 19th
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Hmmm - nice new beer - Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale. Now I need Diane to get me the other four coasters for the full set. Friends FTW
7:51 PM Dec 18th
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And you thought the people you worked with were bad :
11:51 AM Dec 18th
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@ If you aren't Happy, then which dwarf are you?
1:15 PM Dec 17th
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Give me reincarnation or give me death - Spinal Tap "Back from the Dead"
11:35 AM Dec 17th
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RT @: I admire those of you suffering quiet desperation. Mine is screaming, crying and begging for alcohol and comfort food.
1:26 PM Dec 16th
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I find myself washing my hands a lot more this this year. Not necessarily because of the cold and flu season - simply to warm them up!
9:02 AM Dec 16th
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- Name Michael C Carter
- Location Dayton, OH USA
- Web http://puggimer.net
- Bio Father, Geek, Computer Programmer. No claims to sanity - beware all ye that enter within!
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