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  1. Peanut oil popcorn is stinky as fuck.
  2. Feeling extremely fucking grouchy.
  3. Filthy slobs who don't do shit around the house and let sick people do the dishes are idiots.
  4. I am sick of being sick.
  5. The Dude!
  6. Oh dear lord, the drumming!
  7. Afraid to use the bathroom because I don't want to lose my claim on the couch. I'M FUCKING SERIOUS!
  8. Feeling shitty, parked on couch watching snow fall...attempting to remain in control of the living room.
  9. Send a coat hanger to pro-choice Dems who voted for #Stupak Amendment: http://www.sendacoathanger.com @credomobile Please RT
  10. @craftmayhem Bacon makes everything better!
  11. I'm about to start a bacon embroidery!
  12. Tamiflu is going to be my new BFF.
  13. Our roommate is having an angry-self-talk shower. CREEPY!
  14. @craftymayhem Auspicious indeed! It's my mother's birthday! :)
  15. If anyone needs me I'm on the couch in my slanket.
  16. I have a problem completing craft projects.
  17. Suddenlyy hungry for chicken pot pie.
  18. The Glenn Beck Christmas book is on my mom's kitchen table. FUCKING EW!
  19. All I wanted to do was eatch a little Law & Order and the fucking cable is out. FAIL.
  20. @Andyouknow I'm a Call of Duty widow too!