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- Roll up, roll up! Dr. Sam Smith's magical elixir! Cures all ills, guaranteed!about 3 hours ago from txt
- Had hoped tea would subdue the evil sinus goblins attempting to dislodge my jaw. No joy. Now hoping a trip to the pub will do the trick.about 5 hours ago from web
- note to friends and family: Please don't get Mariah Carey to sing at my funeral10:44 AM Jul 7th from web
- @leobarasi fuck Twitter; Twitter sucks balls11:19 AM Jul 5th from web
- What a genuine classic. Shame Roddick lost, but what an achievement for Fedderer. Watch out, tennis world; he's got nothing to prove now10:29 AM Jul 5th from web
- @leobarasi: You glory supporter. Federer is Liverpool, Roddick is Accrington Stanley10:07 AM Jul 5th from web
- my lord, tennis commentary is the worst of all sports. For the love of god, please realise the distinction between a fluke and "genius"9:39 AM Jul 5th from web
- judging by Jamie Murray, Andy Murray has the potential to form quite a spectacular afro. Maybe he'd be better with an afro. Samson-stylee.11:16 AM Jul 3rd from web
- @skarab: Lynne Truss wouldn't be impressed11:12 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Sorry to see Murray out, but Roddick is one of the most under-rated players ever. I don't think he will, but I hope he wins the final10:57 AM Jul 3rd from web
- finding @leobarasi's continued musical awakening charming1:08 PM Jul 1st from web
- watching Crimes and Misdemeanours after a busy day in front of the tennis.12:16 PM Jul 1st from web
- reminded that hot climates increase real-term alcohol effects by at least 50%. Ey lov yoo guyz. COME ON ANDY!8:48 AM Jul 1st from web
- GOAT5:47 AM Jun 27th from web
- finding all of the well-wishing messages very touching; many thanks, you dudes4:29 AM Jun 27th from web
- I'm outta here! I resign from the web: http://www.htmldog.com/arti...9:32 AM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
- I have it on good authority that @Malarkey will be the next space tourist.1:26 AM Jun 26th from web
- Some people are not only bad at keeping secrets, they're not very good at getting the secret right. That is all I have to say. Until 5.25...1:14 AM Jun 26th from web
- Man. I used to be Michael Jackson's #1 fan. And that's a fact. Forget the recent bullshit, this guy was a justified icon. "Was." Sad news.3:44 PM Jun 25th from web
- Apparently there are rumours circulating of @media's demise. Where did they come from?10:17 AM Jun 25th from txt
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