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  1. Thanks, John!
  2. "Toyota to replace 3.8M gas pedals." Personally, I'd rather they replace 3.8M asshole drivers on the roads.
  3. Change is inevitable; progress is optional.
  4. "Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow." -Bradford K. Hull
  5. I swear to God, it looked like Obama was actually blessing that White House turkey on TV.
  6. CNN: "Dems float idea of 'war tax.'" What a great idea! If you want to wage a war, you have to first pay money to the rest of us.
  7. "Firefighters say they're making good progress against forest fires in So. CA." Yeah, but isn't it just a continuation of last year's fire?
  8. "U.S. offers $5M for Palestinian bomb maker." Surely you can hire them for less money than that?
  9. RT: Obama better not bow to that turkey he pardons today. (via @badbanana)
  10. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
  11. Butterball turkey-tips hotline: people who thaw turkey in the tub while washing their kids. ("Don't do that.") via AP
  12. AP: 'GM may let Saab die as sale unravels.' Saab's epitaph: "Born of jets, died on the car lot."
  13. RT: I'm not saying its your fault. I'm saying I'm blaming you. (via @Toy_A)
  14. BBC: "Gaddafi 'to mediate' in Egypt-Algeria football row." He put the two teams on a 6 hour flight to Scotland to resolve their differences.
  15. "I developed a love of reading and writing early on." -Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue". Yeah. Right.
  16. Bathroom graffiti: "Please don't throw your butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light."
  17. New study says that cigarettes carry dangerous bacteria. Guess we have more to worry about than just cancer and bad breath.
  18. A workshop on time travel will be held in five weeks ago.
  19. "Just say no" prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
  20. Life is all about grilled cheese sandwiches. Oh, and dill pickles.