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Ptchew

  1. "We have googley eyes!" *Literally the entire room gasps with excitement* *followed by dead silence* *followed by immense laughter*
  2. Also why did I get a baby magazine in the mail? D: lockerz.com/s/213736082
  3. *Drives passed Aunts house, stopping to say hi trough the window* Me: "Hi!" Aunt: "Hey! Do you want some corn on the cob?!" Me: "No...?"
  4. Everyone's hands are dolphins!
  5. It's strawberry season. I freaking love strawberry season.
  6. Every Morning I have to fight the urge to go explore this abandoned greenhouse. lockerz.com/s/213603634
  7. While filming things: "This is so stressful! Why do I put myself through this?!" Ten seconds after filming things: "THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN."
  8. I feel like director-business-voice Alex is a super annoying version of myself. I'm sorry! I just want this shot to not be crap...
  9. The fate of this project rests on a tripod.
  10. And you get an otter pop! And YOU get and otter pop! YOU ALL get otter pops!!
  11. Hercules is actually a giant cinnamon roll.
  12. "It's the 30th of may-that's when the cats come out to play."
  13. Bubbles are awesome.
  14. @CodenameJD "I made America! You're all welcome!" -Obama ...I mean... Washington...
  15. @CodenameJD Yessssssss!
  16. "You're my bright night. You're my morning bird. We're wing men, singing in thirds..."
  17. Cruel. Cruel cruel cruel. #Community
  18. Okay. I might need to tweet these.
  19. I've got two tweets saved as drafts. I don't know what they are. I'm going to check it out. Wish me luck, this could get pretty intense.