Psych_Lassie
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What exactly is Eggnog and why does the thought of it make me want to hurl all over the dash of the Crown Vic?
10:41 AM Dec 15th
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I'm investigating the hijacking of a truck carrying 1000 units of some toy rodent called a Zhu Zhu Pet. Apparently the things are like gold.
9:10 PM Dec 13th
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@ You should try a good multi vitamin. Of course, always consult with a physician first before starting a new supplement.
8:57 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to janev83
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FYI: When arresting a Mall Elf for stealing credit card numbers, don't refer to him as a Larcenous Gnome. It PISSES them off. And they bite.
10:04 PM Dec 6th
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@ Happy Anniversary of your Birth. Please enjoy responsibly.
9:59 PM Dec 6th
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@ (Chambers Round) "Ho Ho Ho"
5:24 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to Texasartchick
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@ Good Point. It has to go into the musical sub category along with BRONCO BILLY, ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN and HONKYTONK MAN
3:31 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to badmovebaker
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Nothing says 'Long Thanksgiving Weekend' like a 72 hour Clint Eastwood Marathon. Fri: The Cops. Sat: The Cowboys. Sun: Everything Else.
11:52 PM Nov 24th
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@ Just seeing who's paying attention.
11:37 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to LunaOnTheInside
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@ Birthday Happiness to You. And now for a Road Saftey Tip: Tick it or Ticket.
1:04 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to WhatNotToWear13
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I arrested the owners of a puppy mill today. They may have accidentally hit their heads while getting into the car. Repeatedly. By accident.
12:03 AM Nov 23rd
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@ "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think" ~ Dorothy Parker (Judgment of friend, not implied.)
8:13 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to JBROCKnROLL
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@ "Hi"
5:06 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to peppermintt25
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If you go to the circus, don't piss off the head clown. I'm not speaking metaphorically, those circus folk are nuts. I just arrested some.
11:25 PM Nov 13th
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@ Pathetic or Good Taste, I've heard it both ways.
11:21 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to jedipirate
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I'm back. What up? (The Kids still say 'What up?', right?)
9:12 PM Nov 10th
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@ 37
12:12 AM Nov 4th
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in reply to Texasartchick
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@ Happy Birthday Winky-Cutto person. We should probably just make it a virtual hand shake. I'm on duty.
12:11 AM Nov 4th
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in reply to egorstandish
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@ Don't die either.
11:57 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to AuxTurtle
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@ Hi. Don't die, not on my watch.
11:56 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to poofkin
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- Name Carlton Lassiter
- Location Santa Barbara, CA
- Web http://www.usanet...
- Bio PSYCH official feed. I have a gun and I like to shoot it. Please keep a safe distance.
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