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  1. @hotdogsladies pseudo-caring totally > no caring. Giving a damn as status symbol? Sweet, about fucking time! Ignore the motive and use it. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to hotdogsladies
  2. People, in aggregate, will always be short-sighted and selfish. We're not evil, we're mammals. Think of it as a feature, not a bug. Use it. 12:47 PM Dec 3rd from web
  3. Whipped eggnog. 7:09 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. Never a big fan of holiday music, but more than a decade in I'm still not even a little tired of Squirrel Nut Zippers' "Christmas Caravan". 3:17 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. Too late, http://catpaint.info/ shows me how Khromax could have been made infinitely better: http://khromax.com/meow 3:49 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. SSL support rep sounds like he cannot BELIEVE I keep letting his company suck this bad. Sorry, man. 4:00 PM Nov 16th from web
  7. Dear friends without user icons: Twitter is the simplest this stuff gets. Go ahead and whole-ass it. XOXO, Pseudomammal. 11:37 PM Nov 15th from web
  8. To be clear, I'm pro-slut. But coffee shop girl shouting "I'm not a slut!" to room of strangers? Not fooling anyone. 3:42 PM Nov 15th from mobile web
  9. Eggnog latte season at last. So good it almost makes up for the SAD. 3:16 PM Nov 15th from web
  10. (Be honest, of course. We don't bribe nearly well enough for astroturfing. And we've plenty to fix for 2.0, e.g. color blind fairness.) 9:54 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. For those of you with iPhones, what @khromax could use more than anything else is reviews in iTunes. 9:52 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. Making a thing is fun. Telling strangers you made a thing and they should like it is terrifying. 4:31 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. @Vruba and I made a little game for iPhones and your sharper web browsers: http://khromax.com 10:10 PM Nov 6th from web
  14. Down one wisdom tooth, up one bottle of vicodin. The system works. 3:09 PM Oct 21st from web
  15. Duchess brought to my attention that the PDX train station at night is reminiscent of another aesthetic: http://pseudomammal.org/amtrak 2:23 PM Oct 7th from web
  16. Off to the weight room to ratchet my glaves. Might starch my 'troids on the cooldown. #MadeUpGymLingo 4:32 PM Sep 28th from web
  17. Bicycled 40 miles around Portland today. New bike seat is a big improvement. Much easier on the testicles. Testicles testicles testicles te 6:33 PM Aug 29th from web
  18. Washing an aspirin down with coffee. My body is a temple. 4:59 PM Aug 15th from web
  19. Man I get a lot of porny twitter spam. Is it because I mentioned testicles? That was ONCE. Okay, twice now. Testicles testicles testicles te 11:47 PM Aug 13th from web
  20. Support ticket from a major SSL certificate provider: "Sorry for the inconveniences that we have been able cause to you." ... been able? 2:17 PM Aug 13th from web
  • Name pseudomammal
  • Location Somewhere in the PNW
  • Web http://pseudomamm...
  • Bio Nerdy McTelomeres and his magical bicycle make naughty web sites for a living
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