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  1. ''i pulled you over because it was so blatant, i'm giving you a warning as i don't know how to write the ticket.''
  2. Really wishing my paycheck would show up.
  3. 2 kogi's trucks mere blocks from my house? Guess i'll stay up a bit later tonight...
  4. FIRE!!!
  5. wondering why my tweet of "FIRE!!!" which my phone says successfully sent at 13:29:33 this afternoon never made it onto here...
  6. Getting sick of our mailperson neither taking nor leaving mail. They seem to be nothing more than a paid pedestrian.
  7. There are many stray dogs about today...
  8. 24 hours later, my glowstick is still glowing. I am become my own hate. Damn you trivia night!
  9. Todays theme is post-apocalyptic distopias.
  10. bouncy castle rug burns are uncool.
  11. We still need a roommate, so much for having some extra cash this month.
  12. I think the depressing films messed with my dreams.
  13. Way to watch 2 depressing films in a row mike.
  14. There goes another pair of pants...
  15. Trying to have a movie monday, keep falling asleep though... Being sick in the summer is a waste.
  16. rt: @ryandevereaux: non-pop stars, never accused of child molestation are being blown to pieces in iraq, afghanistan and pakistan as we ...
  17. Just walked into my house. Blisters on my feet, milk on my legs. Please take note of the next commercial you see for total brand cereal.
  18. Yeah, still at work...
  19. Stop it troxell. That's not your computer.
  20. Ok, as a test, i've been at work since 5:30... Lets see when i go home.