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  1. @mydesire bahahaha! yeah, i guess so. i'm glad i'm not a guy.
  2. currently suffering from a chocolate withdrawal. fiending.
  3. @mydesire "dressing", oops premature hitting of the enter key.
  4. @mydesire when i visit the family in PA they always use the
  5. @speakofthedevil it really does.
  6. @speakofthedevil that sounds like a lovely idea. I wish I had that setup. I do have a laptop...
  7. @mydesire Eric has always needed Miracle Whip but I grew up in mayo.
  8. WTF is up with all these mayo commercials? It's mayo!!! They make them all serious and important.
  9. because of my procrastination i need to find some food and buy some yams. *cringes*
  10. eating Nugget mac-n-cheese. has too much nutmeg in it. erk.
  11. so glad i only have to drive a mile away for Thanksgiving tomorrow. if traffic ever got bad i could just walk there.
  12. @speakofthedevil hmm that's tricky.
  13. @speakofthedevil i am thinking an ass pat or crotch grab. either one a guy would appreciate.
  14. @mydesire i only have the naughtiest of intentions.
  15. @speakofthedevil yeah, especially when they do that "eyeing" before the embrace. they want boobage touching.
  16. @mydesire i was just thinking that but didn't want to offend. *wink* it's a prime Grade A, rump roast.
  17. @mydesire i see rump!
  18. @sylvanus it could be that or we both just have dirty minds. what's the saying, dirty minds think alike?
  19. @sylvanus wow, how did i make sure you were going to take that in a dirty way? *wink*
  20. @mydesire haha. i seem to have that problem weekly with the cleaning lady. poor lady.