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  1. I subscribed to zachwardtv's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user...
  2. I favorited a YouTube video -- the laura bush horse joke (late night version) http://bit.ly/3kzQKH
  3. Brushing my teeth...just in case you were wondering where I was for the next 2 minutes.
  4. Sarah Palin is playing Modern Warfare 2 while watching a pirated copy of Twilight New Moon.
  5. http://bit.ly/o0ae8 via @TheOnion - Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be -- this satire puts me to shame!
  6. I favorited a YouTube video -- Chrono Trigger - Wind Scene (600 A.D.) http://bit.ly/uOmeL
  7. People who are NOT famous AND put their REAL pictures on twitter are total douchebags. I only use photo's of people I hate.
  8. @luegomusic These niggas spit some HOT FIRE! Their lyrics alone will rape and defile your daughter! They also do weddings and Bar Mitzvahs
  9. And a Happy Ending to a Hap. End. would be, I dunno...one of those stamp cards where your eighth one is free.
  10. I guess a happy ending to a visit from a prostitute would be for a doctor to walk in the room and tell you she doesn't have AIDS.
  11. Can you get a happy ending TO a happy ending? Can you, like, get a happy ending from a prostitute? I argue yes.
  12. Like, if a cop pulls you over, and gives you a ticket...the least they can do is smooth it over...with a happy ending. Just sayin'.
  13. ...so why not "finish" the job? I'm not giving you a tip just for driving a car. I do that every day and no one tips me.
  14. Speaking of which...I believe ALL THINGS should include the possibility of a "happy ending." Like ordering a pizza. He's already there...
  15. My hands are much softer after 3 hours of intense pleasure...What? I'm not allowed to get a manicure? With a happy ending?
  16. I subscribed to NintendoInfection's channel on YouTube http://bit.ly/kO5Ss
  17. I favorited a YouTube video -- John Cleese on Twittering http://bit.ly/pJJ2I
  18. Or how about B.O.?
  19. Why do we go at such great lengths to pronounce Obama's name? I suggest the following abbreviation: B. Hussein. O.
  20. I have the swine flu. BUT, they say you can't catch it from pigs, which is why I continue to have sex with a variety of swine companions.