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I like the start of #jungle when Jimmy White blows some golden cocaine off the tip of his cue. about 4 hours ago from Echofon
@sylviegreen69 Am I fuck! I'm bred from an AA man and a dinnerlady. But I like me gadgets. about 5 hours ago from Echofon in reply to sylviegreen69
@sylviegreen69 Loading the dishwasher while listening to a podcast is as close as I get to relaxing. about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to sylviegreen69
@Fee__ @wobytide The ice cream van chimes means he's sold out. about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Fee__
@thom_white It'll all be worth it when I watch and laugh as they sit their driving tests. about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to thom_white
@WobyTide It's bust. about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to WobyTide
@thom_white Like it. The best bit is when we don't blow hard enough and travel a few feet before shuddering to a halt. about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to thom_white
Convinced my kids that we all have to blow really hard to make the car start moving. That's parenting gold that is. about 6 hours ago from Echofon
@watsoncomedian Fucking throne envy mate. Move on... 12:59 PM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to watsoncomedian
@charltonbrooker PaRappa the Rapper 3:46 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to charltonbrooker
Andrew Neil looking more of a thundercunt than he ever has before on BBC1 now... which is certainly going some 3:40 PM Nov 19th from web
@matrodger There's no argument against it. All the 'holding the game up' bleats are bollocks. Two appeals per team then shut up. 5:45 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to matrodger
Football. Video replays. Two appeals per team per game. There - it's sorted. 5:42 AM Nov 19th from web
@MatthewLaidlow Except their guidance notes state that they do. And have done in the past. I'm going to enjoy this... 4:25 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to MatthewLaidlow
From Northern Film & Media's site. http://twitpic.com/pz0vd The only way this could describe me better would be to add 'jaded & cynical' 3:18 AM Nov 18th from web
Back from 90min trip to Northern Film & Media. Took them 3 mins to tell me they don't fund individual writers. Ever heard of email? Clowns. 3:08 AM Nov 18th from web
@mikeisbrill How great is Palin as Louis XIV? 3:03 PM Nov 16th from Echofon in reply to mikeisbrill
Fuck off Jordan 1:26 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
@mikeisbrill This is possibly my favourite episode, from the final series http://tinyurl.com/yzc4fec 12:18 PM Nov 16th from Echofon in reply to mikeisbrill
Crikey! He was a bad young brother. RT @quantick: RIP Derek B: http://bit.ly/3Zr3P1 6:08 AM Nov 16th from Echofon

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Name Andy Dawson
Location The North
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Bio Writer of humour and nonsense. I do words what make you laugh. No refunds so don't even ask.

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