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  1. Ladies and gonads.
  2. I can't believe I am knitting a sweater for my mother's dog.
  3. Apparently there is a cat-fucker in my house.
  4. I'm bleeding out of my vagina. PROFUSELY.
  5. My roommate promised me new spoons if I saw a tweet she sent about fifteen days ago. I want those spoons now, thanks.
  6. @funsized You lie, you liked it.
  7. I am going to try to actually update this sometimes. Let's see how that goes.
  8. @funsized I said I could, bitch. :|
  9. Updating to freak out my roommate. 8D
  10. Fresh peas are the most amazing thing ever.
  11. I wish Mohinder Suresh narrated my life.
  12. Aaand now that I have a cord, it turns out the desktop doesn't turn on anyway.
  13. Of course since I took the energy dragging my desktop and huge monitor over here, I am missing ONE cord so I still can't play the Sims.
  14. I want chocolate...
  15. I'm bored already. How sad is THAT?
  16. @justaredherring http://tinyurl.com/5ht795
  17. I'm chillin' with Gomamon, Sally, and Lefty. BECAUSE I'M COOL.
  18. The lack of storm clouds is suddenly odd.
  19. No more brace! But I'm tired...
  20. trying to type with this damn brace on. It's hard. D: