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  1. @artfanatic411 Hi Jill!
  2. Just for twitter peeps: 10% discount on any order placed by my twitter pals. Must email me 1st at deepfriedcandyATmacDOTcom
  3. Twit, Twat! There goes my first fart! (Try saying that 10 times, real fast)
  4. Just came back from a Father's day dinner at "Los Amigos" in Ditmars, Astoria. One of the best Tongue Burritos this side of Tenochtitlan.
  5. @artfanatic411 Thanks, Jill!
  6. Enough about me, how the hell are you?
  7. . . . . The freak accident did leave me, paranoid, though. I swear on my children, I'll never go to the Bronx Zoo again, Ever!
  8. BTW for those of U who were concerned about my absence: My testicles are OK, just a lil' bruised, that's all. Nuthin a chunka ice won't cure
  9. Twit Twat! I'm switching zip codes so I've been out of the loop for a bit, but I'm almost done with the move. awesome books a-comin' soon .
  10. I saw "UP" last night. Before the movie was 10 minutes old, I cried like a mf'n baby, then I laughed so hard I cried again (tears of joy)
  11. The time draws near.
  12. Twit-Twat! I'm working on a secret project in a secret location. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  13. Twit Twat, Twitter Nation! Sorry for the lack of updates, my life is upside down now, huge changes on a personal level, I'm stuck in drive.
  14. Twit Twat. Good Morning Australia.
  15. Twit Twat, I must say Good Night. Wish me luck
  16. I am so tired, so much to do but not tonight. I am going to bed, I can't wait to finally dream something, I had nightmares in Seattle, IWTYL
  17. Seattle was magical, it was sunny, just like I predicted. Seatle, 'you make me want to be a better man'
  18. World of Curio, my dear friend! How are you?
  19. It always works, no matter how big the guy at the next urinal is. you should try it someday (unless you're a woman. btw, I peed on the floor
  20. I approached the urinal slowly and stood as far back as I could. Not that my wiener is huge, I just wanted to scare the guy next to me.