prisillygrace
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hitting a wall. when it happens mentally, it's really rewarding to do it physically.
6:55 PM Jan 5th
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the lady cutting my hair told me i have a lot of baby hair still."weird. what's up with that? anywho, i'm done with this bottle. burpytime?"
1:17 PM Dec 23rd, 2009
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guess who's back, back again, Puppy's back, tell a friend.
1:06 PM Nov 20th, 2009
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"i just got an email saying all flights for this monday have been delayed to three years from now. looks like you have to stay."
6:26 PM Nov 17th, 2009
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i wish instead of cell phones everyone carried around teeny tiny typewriters and then birdies would deliver the message for you. one day...
8:57 PM Oct 22nd, 2009
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"whoooo aaaaaare yyooouuuuuu?" love, the caterpillar from alice in wonderland.
9:56 PM Oct 18th, 2009
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a giraffes head weighs 200 pounds. and i petted one today.
6:39 PM Oct 12th, 2009
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VW is sponsoring @ who will run the chicago marathon once. then AGAIN. 52.4 miles. no big. i have one question: you're my hero?
3:10 PM Oct 9th, 2009
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if these next two days were trains, they would be at full capacity. because there's a lot riding on them.
8:56 PM Sep 27th, 2009
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@ crazy old maurice, ay? crazy old maurice...
8:54 PM Sep 27th, 2009
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in reply to TaylorFindley
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when people say, "i dont know how to tell you this, but..." i want to cut them off and say, "then don't say anything. just pantomime it."
12:40 PM Sep 25th, 2009
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do doodle bugs doodle when they're board? doodally.
10:30 PM Sep 22nd, 2009
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squinting though it's cloudy. reminder there's still sunshine when it's grey.
12:34 PM Sep 15th, 2009
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i miss the days when i didn't know: random girl from pre-k was engaged; my mom's friend would be jasmine if she were a disney princess.
10:01 AM Sep 13th, 2009
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i witnessed a cat get run over and killed tonight. so harrison ford and i are going to live in an amish community till the trial.
8:59 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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@ in. cred. eeee. bley.
12:41 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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when looking at their twins, i wonder how the parents decided: "ok, he's Tweedle Dee, and that one, ya he is DEFINITELY Tweedle Dum."
9:54 AM Sep 8th, 2009
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i wish everyone's mom went into labor today so we could celebrate on HUGE birthday party. happy birthday @!
10:16 AM Sep 7th, 2009
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@ or just be a high school lunch lady. or the "sloppy joe's" account manager?
12:14 PM Sep 4th, 2009
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in reply to mjhunnybee
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@ take a pen. close your eyes and scribble randomly on a sheet of paper. then open your eyes and outline what object you see.
9:46 AM Sep 4th, 2009
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