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  1. Listening to this band is like watching someone masturbate. I don't mind them doing it, but I'd prefer them alone in a basement somewhere.
  2. At the Haven Social Club, waiting for @cleversimon's little brother to rock out.
  3. Off for tea at Rutherford House. #fancyme
  4. Twittering this from my shiny new iPhone. When does my membership card get here?
  5. My (not so) baby sister, @cableknitundies is coming to visit, seriously can't wait.
  6. We bought a new printer today. I'm fawning being able to print pictures again; Simon is fawning over the smell of new plastic.
  7. Oh I'm just listening to Lady Gaga while I write about Emily Dickinson. I don't think these two women would understand each other at all.
  8. OH HAI ESSAY. I though you'd go away if I ignored you? No? How about now?
  9. I'm bad at essay writing. Can I have class outside?
  10. Found my wedding dress today. It's sparkly and white like every other wedding dress ever but the prettiest versions of sparkly and white!
  11. I'm really glad no one was around just now to see me hiss at the phone when I hung it up.
  12. My bamboo has a baby bamboo! Best thing ever, obviously.
  13. @farmhousecook You can't do that without me!
  14. I can't believe that three of my besties are at a party together AND ARE NOT TWITTERING ABOUT IT :P
  15. Cute hipster boys handing out Tim Horton's on Whyte Ave. Now, how do I make "why yes I'll have a double double" into a euphemism?
  16. Television show proposal: Ghosthunters and Punk'd mashup.
  17. Oh wait, neverjmaioreklgkafe'jnbhpieRbhAEPRmhbpaemkhbamnkpt
  18. The cat is sitting on my shoulder like a parrot while I try to do homework. Oh well, beats her using my keyboard as a bed.
  19. I either just heard a baby crying or a chicken squawking in the hallway. Little surprised I can't tell the difference.
  20. @farmhousecook Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww