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WickedStepmom
Hansel: "Why does your underwear have a pirate on them?" Me: "Because I've got booty."
09:43 AM August 31, 2007
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fleaSha
Regret is an appalling waste of energy, you can't build on it: it's only good for wallowing in.
--Katherine Mansfield
07:39 AM August 23, 2007
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Knittwit
Remembering that after I got done talking a former co-worker used to say, "What's that Kate? All I hear is "Blah, Blah, Blah, I'm a slut.""
12:30 PM August 06, 2007
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sweetpeas
I did NOT just threaten my children with "Do you want mommy to start crying again?" when they came downstairs. If CS asks, I deny everything
07:00 PM July 30, 2007
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GrammarGirl
I just created a Flickr group for people to post public displays of bad grammar: http://urltea.com/13ml
06:24 PM July 30, 2007
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betobeto
An undeniably effective message on a colleague's chair: "Keep out of this chair - I already farted on it anyway"
12:17 PM June 01, 2007
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CameoDawn
@princess cathy - people make me want to stab self in the eye with a dull pencil... Haveyou commited arachni-cide?
12:10 PM May 23, 2007
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Phenobarb
Co-worker says she "has to be a bitch to get things done." I shrug shoulders at this flimsy excuse for bad manners...try a little honey!
02:45 PM May 14, 2007
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