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[BBC] Slovenia signs with Russia for massive gas pipeline to Europe: http://bit.ly/4efbpV about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
[BBC] 'Sabbath' protest targets Intel: http://bit.ly/1k1DbF about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
Toh tal E clipse of the Sun - http://bit.ly/xwCxG :) about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
Why Don't You Make Like a Tree - http://bit.ly/26w8Y4 - And Get the Hell Out of Here. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
It's CATURDAY! http://bit.ly/1HNvT1 about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
Samurai On The Toilet - http://bit.ly/4xVK8g ^_^ 11:58 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
@madlyv i've got an extra invite if you'd like, google is being pretty random about original registrations :/ 3:04 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to madlyv
@timTech they retracted the comment shortly after it floated :) haha 2:51 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to timTech
[NYTimes] Accused 9/11 Mastermind+4 to Face Civilian Trial in N.Y. - http://bit.ly/1Fwwob 2:50 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
A Microsoft exec: "what we've tried to do with Windows 7...is create a Mac look and feel in terms of graphics" - http://bit.ly/3TMArJ 2:49 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
W T F -- http://bit.ly/2EC3GS i have no idea what this is. 2:44 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
Women Are Soft and Gentle - http://bit.ly/11IB3U - But They Hit Things. 2:29 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
A Forgotten Favorite: Fruit Drama - http://bit.ly/4jhxbD 12:27 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
@cpedraza i think unicorndog has a bit more comedic value, don't you think? :) 12:09 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to cpedraza
Sulu Rolls Like That - http://bit.ly/cy8kl 11:53 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
The Kermit Lean - http://bit.ly/4dr2R0 11:49 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
Turtleburger. http://bit.ly/1QQlXo ...you heard me. 11:33 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
Ninja Turtle Pizza Party - http://bit.ly/1Y5xCC - 8:30PM 11:22 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
How Awesome Is This Kid? - http://bit.ly/NLjfI - Answer: Extremely. 10:54 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
@mushiku wat? 10:41 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to mushiku

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Name Matthew Rogers 
Location Seattle, Washington, USA
Web http://primatage....
Bio I string words together on the Internet. I like to demerit for grievously bad punnery, but it's out of admiration. @kristin steals the covers from me.

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