primalpurge
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I always looked forward to seeing Adam Lambert in the fall.
11:00 PM Nov 22nd
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iPod touch shuts down the wireless connection on both my G5 and Powerbook. FAIL!
7:58 PM Nov 22nd
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For the best winter tan, angle your sun reflector approximately 45 degrees toward Sammy Sosa
12:54 PM Nov 11th
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The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! right?
9:02 PM Nov 4th
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My Mexican neighbors are celebrating The Day of the Dead with a balloon house, pinatas and KFC, just as they have done for 3000 years.
4:58 PM Nov 1st
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@ Welcome home. Congratulations on a safe trip!
9:55 PM Oct 27th
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Good lunch so far. The bread waiter gave us bread, the salad waiter gave us salad and now here comes the head waiter...
12:08 PM Oct 23rd
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And it's obvious nobody here has ever said anything to lose face.
7:20 PM Oct 21st
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Walking into a Rocky Dennis Fan Club meeting... I see head people.
7:15 PM Oct 21st
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Hey @ at the KISS concert - have they played this?
7:01 PM Oct 21st
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OH: "She called & asked if I was stroking my cock & thinking of her." "Yeah, but why can't you ask how I'm eating like all the other Moms?"
6:01 PM Oct 20th
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Was going to watch Pink Panther but DirecTV episode guide says "Pink cat uses nonverbal wits to outsmart foes." I've seen that one already.
2:58 AM Oct 20th
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Smoke smooooooth Ultra-Lights!
8:13 PM Oct 17th
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He pulled on the knee of his pants while giving a little hop as if his ferocious junk was taking sides in the great seam debate.
8:31 PM Oct 16th
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Heading to the mall for the opening of the Olsen Twins clothing boutique, Forever 71.
11:01 AM Oct 16th
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In support of the denied La couple, my food and drink today will be black & white. I will, however, separate from the children it produces.
9:08 AM Oct 16th
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I'm torn. Do I watch the Ralph Lauren model puking on Good Morning America or Balloon Boy puking on the Today Show?
7:32 AM Oct 16th
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Kids inside balloons can't help me get out of Peru. But balloons inside kids? Yeah.
10:08 PM Oct 15th
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This was obviously a well-crafted distraction by Maria Shriver to use her cell phone while driving.
12:59 PM Oct 15th
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Balloon Boy status: hauling ass. Live feed
12:38 PM Oct 15th
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- Name Anna
- Location California
- Bio If you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks, you know you've had a great time
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