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  1. The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! right?
  2. My Mexican neighbors are celebrating The Day of the Dead with a balloon house, pinatas and KFC, just as they have done for 3000 years.
  3. @KuraFire Welcome home. Congratulations on a safe trip!
  4. Good lunch so far. The bread waiter gave us bread, the salad waiter gave us salad and now here comes the head waiter...
  5. And it's obvious nobody here has ever said anything to lose face.
  6. Walking into a Rocky Dennis Fan Club meeting... I see head people.
  7. Hey @TheStew at the KISS concert - have they played this? http://bit.ly/17j3nP
  8. OH: "She called & asked if I was stroking my cock & thinking of her." "Yeah, but why can't you ask how I'm eating like all the other Moms?"
  9. Was going to watch Pink Panther but DirecTV episode guide says "Pink cat uses nonverbal wits to outsmart foes." I've seen that one already.
  10. Smoke smooooooth Ultra-Lights! #BeatCancer
  11. He pulled on the knee of his pants while giving a little hop as if his ferocious junk was taking sides in the great seam debate.
  12. Heading to the mall for the opening of the Olsen Twins clothing boutique, Forever 71.
  13. In support of the denied La couple, my food and drink today will be black & white. I will, however, separate from the children it produces.
  14. I'm torn. Do I watch the Ralph Lauren model puking on Good Morning America or Balloon Boy puking on the Today Show?
  15. Kids inside balloons can't help me get out of Peru. But balloons inside kids? Yeah.
  16. This was obviously a well-crafted distraction by Maria Shriver to use her cell phone while driving. #balloonboy
  17. Balloon Boy status: hauling ass. Live feed http://cbs13.com/
  18. RT @blobert McDonald’s isn’t even trying to hide it anymore. My entire box of McNuggets had tails this time.
  19. I was pleased to wake up and hear it was Columbo Day. I don't think Peter Falk got the recognition he deserved.
  20. @TheStew Or so you've heard.