prettyincursive
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Can you think of a better way to start a sentence than "My roommate, the one who lives in the boat in the driveway..." No. It's impossible.
about 2 hours ago
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Almost died of fun in London and am now back to a city that participates in the 4 hour lunch doldrums. I miss LA. (??)
4:13 AM Dec 7th
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Working on a script called "Teen Wolf 3: I'm Hairy Because I'm Italian".
12:03 PM Nov 10th
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@ you are a gentleman and a lung scholar.
12:20 PM Nov 9th
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Working on a script called "Weekend At Bernie's 3: Duct Taped in Ibiza".
5:13 AM Nov 9th
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Woke up to my bedroom ceiling caving in and am now convinced that I have lung cancer. Think they used asbestos in late 1700's construction?
4:39 AM Nov 9th
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Guy who whistled the star spangled banner at my balcony is back and yelling "English!" "I want to speak english to you!"
11:11 AM Nov 8th
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If you are what you eat, then I am amazing and French. And full of myself.
2:21 PM Oct 25th
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How can we expect to build a boat with seagulls running everything?
2:20 PM Oct 21st
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France, dudes. Soon to be drinking my face off with my old timey boyz BBDD and UMF. amen.fr/paris -> amen.fr/burgandy
2:18 PM Oct 21st
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Just sent an email that led with "All monocles and AIDS aside..." further proving that AMEN.it is still AMEN.com.
11:25 AM Oct 7th
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If speaking italian was a game of Trivial Pursuit, I'd be a stain on the losing guy's shirt.
3:02 PM Oct 2nd
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My new street: Sitting on one of those balconies now!
8:53 AM Sep 30th
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epic last night out in la concluded with a cemetery sneak in for bon iver at 6am. best. night. ever.
6:27 PM Sep 27th
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Bon Iver is playing Hollywood Forever cemetery on sun @ 520am. i would die and be buried on the spot for tix. Anyone?
1:21 PM Sep 25th
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what's that noise up the stairs baby?/ it's that christmas morning creak. bon iver @ the wiltern tonight. I am 13-year old girl excited.
7:50 AM Sep 25th
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my apartment looks like it just ate my closet, heard "Kiss me through the phone", and promptly projectile vomited in every direction.
5:07 PM Sep 24th
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Someone who has known me for 10 years just made the claim that I am something else. Altogether. (Taken as a compliment @)
4:57 PM Sep 24th
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Dear Every Spider Ever, How about you start spinning webs at least a foot above MY FACE? A web to the face make me want to punch a kitten.
9:58 AM Sep 24th
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Sleep is for people not moving to Italy in 5 days. Are there airline restrictions on under eye baggage?
10:35 AM Sep 23rd
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- Name Pretty Incursive
- Location LA
- Bio Quips in 160 characters or less.
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