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  1. Bastille Day!
  2. @pocket_mix meowtastic. But they did break into a treat bag when I wasn't looking.
  3. Artest jersey number: 37! 37! Thirty fucking seven! I KNEW IT! Yes! Gonna be my first basketball jersey.
  4. @joshhaber you should send yourself to the gas chamber for saying that.
  5. Dodgers announcer just said the Mets inaugural season patch looks like a Domino's pizza box. Stealing my material!
  6. Why do the Mets wear a Domino's Pizza logo on their jerseys?
  7. @joshhaber if by 'share fond remembrances of all of Kroq's accomplishments' you mean that I'll throw up on some kid in a pop-punk band, yes
  8. @katxxo yes! That's one death I would celebrate.
  9. Kroq, Kroq, Kroq is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn, motherfucker, burn.
  10. RT @FishbowlLA: Sarah Palin Hates the Media: Sarah Palin hates the media and all those smarty people in it. http://tinyurl.com/nd52ro
  11. http://twitpic.com/9gv74
  12. @jeffmapleberry No.
  13. just when life was bringing me down, i learn that Ron Artest will play for the Lakers next year. Hope he'll buy me a bacon-wrapped hot dog.
  14. @pocket_mix well, it only goes in reverse, so yeah.
  15. Goddamnit.
  16. RT @glenngreenwald Long-time journalist Charles Kaiser declares The Washington Post dead and writes its obituary: http://tr.im/qEld
  17. It’s a trap! (/ackbar) 8 hours of work today.
  18. @jeffmapleberry molehills into mountains. one of those days.
  19. listening to woxy.com via their new iphone app. so that's one thing that doesn't suck today. @therumble
  20. things just keep getting better and better. side note: i may have lost the ability to laugh.