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  1. T- 12 hours til shit hits the fan!!! 8:05 AM Nov 24th from txt
  2. http://twitpic.com/qdgh1 - Stylin' and Profilin'! 8:28 AM Nov 21st from TwitPic
  3. Re:| RT: daddyscratches: you know they make them for kids too?! Rarely will u have to bundle them in snowpants. ENJOY! 9:38 AM Nov 18th from txt
  4. Radio was AWESOME. Now, not so much. All CRAP songs. And no IPOT. 6:49 PM Nov 13th from txt
  5. He DOES know Blue Oyster Cult, "Burnin' For You". We'll consider this a success! 3:21 PM Nov 12th from txt
  6. Parenting failure #102: Kermit doesn't know the wonder that is "John Deere Green" by Joe Diffe. 3:11 PM Nov 12th from txt
  7. Re:| RT: dooce: How diplomatic! And really, how nice of her to notice. 7:33 AM Nov 12th from txt
  8. Mommy? How come the worker guys are working at night? Don't they have kids? 3:42 PM Nov 10th from txt
  9. Mommy? I drinked half a juice. Half a juice. Half a juice. Half a juice. 3:40 PM Nov 10th from txt
  10. Nothing like pissing away an hour of my birthday waiting for my boss. GRRR! Could have been home at 4:30... 3:31 PM Nov 6th from txt
  11. Today is the day I start my 29th year of life! Looking forward to new adventures!! 9:33 AM Nov 6th from txt
  12. stealing kids. 9:07 AM Nov 5th from txt
  13. Sitting on the side of the road waiting for a phone call. Feeling like a pedophile. I'm sitting near a school play ground. No I'm not 9:07 AM Nov 5th from txt
  14. Doing what I do best: Hurry Up and WAIT! 9:04 AM Nov 5th from txt
  15. Re:| RT: daddyscratches: that's EXACTLY what that feels like! UGH Yankees! 7:47 AM Nov 5th from txt
  16. Kermit: I want to eat a live chicken for dinner and a warthog! 4:03 PM Nov 4th from txt
  17. Mommy? How come the worker guys are working at night time? Don't they have kids? 4:02 PM Nov 4th from txt
  18. Kermit is sing the "Scooby Doo" theme song. 3:40 PM Nov 4th from txt
  19. Hey mom. When the W(L)ion eat the Cantalope in the wild then their bodies then turn into the grass. Make sure you tell it to daddy. 5:33 AM Nov 3rd from txt
  20. Re:| I did. To u. Co-workers suck! 1:55 PM Nov 2nd from txt