prayingtodarwin
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@ I can't DM you if you're not following me
12 minutes ago
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@ The 1-800 number told me I can't talk to anyone for a couple of hours -need to change the name on a reservation.
about 2 hours ago
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@ So you DID drop my call, because now you're just not TAKING calls.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Some "on hold" music would be nice. I'm sitting here, not knowing whether you've dropped my call or not.
about 2 hours ago
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"It's like cool epilepsy." Britanny, you are coming out of nowhere to win my heart!
about 23 hours ago
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Life has been going too well. I asked a friend to kick me, just to balance it out. She did, but her heart wasn't in it.
3:48 PM Nov 25th
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I blogged. Welcome to my Tuesday.
9:22 PM Nov 24th
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Tuna casserole for dinner!! (It's normal to be jealous; don't be afraid of your feelings.)
4:04 PM Nov 24th
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Also, husband? The fact that my ringtone on your phone is The Imperial Death March? Equally as un-endearing.
3:58 PM Nov 24th
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Dear husband: Your repeated butt dialling of myself is not endearing. Cease & desist, dude.
3:55 PM Nov 24th
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You know, if I just had my shit together for 5 minutes a day, I think I could live with that. Just 5 consecutive minutes. Gah.
12:39 PM Nov 24th
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I want Christmas to be over, because I am already sick to death of Galen Weston`s smug little face.
9:44 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Look harder ;)
9:37 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to MBels
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@ My last post? Yeah, what you`re going through. Hang in there, lady.
9:30 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to MBels
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I never remember which one's Zack & which one's Cody. And that bothers me. And the fact that it bothers me, bothers me.
11:35 AM Nov 23rd
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Does Chief Wiggum have a new voice? No one consulted me on this.
8:19 PM Nov 22nd
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When I mess up publicly, I want to vomit. Like, seriously, supper may be coming back. Dammit.
7:36 PM Nov 22nd
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Best parenting all day: "Cookies are for closers. Finish your damn supper."
5:51 PM Nov 22nd
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If you are a stamps fan, I'm sorry for your loss. Also, can I buy your tickets?
4:44 PM Nov 22nd
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Also? Suck it Burri$$!!!!
4:42 PM Nov 22nd
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