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@ fuckin ace last nite - Phil from Alty
9:52 AM Dec 20th
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IF IT TAKES A WEEK TO WALK A FORTNIGHT, HOW MANY APPLES IN A BUNCH OF GRAPES???????
2:13 PM Nov 17th
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I just gave "A Hug" to some of my followers! Anyone want to send me a gift? ;)
1:31 PM Oct 13th
from Fun140
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RT this for a chance to meet Ian Brown! 4 album tracks now on iTunes w/ 48hr ticket pre-sale!
8:31 AM Aug 11th
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
1:52 AM Aug 9th
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This morning, I took two ExLax in addition to my Prozac. Now, I can't get off the toilet but I feel good about it.
12:01 PM Aug 6th
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Meetings at work are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
10:42 AM Aug 5th
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If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
10:32 AM Aug 4th
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IMPORTANT TIP: If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
11:40 AM Aug 3rd
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I try not to worry too much about the future. I take each day one anxiety attack at a time.
10:17 AM Aug 3rd
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I'm tired of Lynn treating me like a sex object....
2:12 PM Aug 2nd
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The pound is now so weak it couldn't open a jar of pickles even if it could buy one.
2:11 PM Aug 2nd
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The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bagpipes and called it music.
12:12 PM Aug 2nd
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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
3:25 AM Aug 2nd
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory
6:46 AM Aug 1st
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How do "Keep Off The Grass" signs get there?
5:23 AM Aug 1st
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Pandas wear too much makeup. They look slutty.
12:30 AM Aug 1st
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Goodbye Sir Bobby Robson. You were an honourable and honest gentleman. You will be missed.
3:10 PM Jul 31st
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever.
1:38 PM Jul 31st
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If I had a beer for every hour I spend sitting in meetings -- I think I just planned my weekend!!!!!
2:10 PM Jul 30th
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- Name Phil Rawlinson
- Location Cheshire
- Bio Currently living in Hale Cheshire. I am a registered Health and Safety Practitioner (Tech IOSH, AIIRSM, AintsLM).
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