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  1. really can't picture taking both kids over to someone's house, dropping one off, and saying to other "no sorry, you can't stay and play." about 16 hours ago from Netvibes
  2. playdate invite for only 1 twin today. 1st time ever. hope it wasn't small of me to make clear this would not be cool on a solo parent day. about 16 hours ago from Netvibes
  3. okay look, i know i'm stressed out, but three pimples? really??? apparently i'm 37 going on 14. about 16 hours ago from Netvibes
  4. misplaced a cordless phone for so long it ran out of juice. now can't even find it by calling it. don't hate us because we're brilliant. about 16 hours ago from Netvibes
  5. i just wish they were bigger. like say, skull size. 9:36 AM Nov 27th from web
  6. hacking up beets is pretty excellent, too 8:48 AM Nov 27th from web
  7. nothing like a little [southern death] cult when you're angry. 8:48 AM Nov 27th from web
  8. gonna drive away in a big fast car/gonna drive away won't get too far/gonna drive away in a big fast car/GONNA DRIVE AWAY DON'T KNOW HOW FAR 8:48 AM Nov 27th from web
  9. So we didn't eat turkey, but we DID find a live one wandering in the bushes at Battery Park. Yes, really. Any of you misplaced your dinner? 8:56 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. Oh, + unfortunate detour to (closed) model train show (oops). Must learn to read @mommypoppins more carefully. 8:53 PM Nov 26th from web
  11. Took kids on all-public-transit day trip. 3 trains + ferry round trip + playground + 2 trains home. Was very fun; sadly, can no longer walk. 8:51 PM Nov 26th from web
  12. Um, I cook with honey ALL THE FRIGGING TIME. I... guess I'll be revamping our menus. Again. 7:55 AM Nov 23rd from Netvibes
  13. Or this is a whole NEW allergy? Wtf. 7:47 AM Nov 23rd from Netvibes
  14. OK. This is really weird. It looks like Aleph's rash is from... honey? Nut free facility honey??? 7:42 AM Nov 23rd from Netvibes
  15. If you've got a "sure, my kid wasn't trained till he was 4" story, PLEASE. Lay it on me. 3:05 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. One child. One shabbat. SIX pairs of pants to wash. 2:59 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. @snappity oh, look at the little tiny! hurray! 8:34 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to snappity
  18. how can i be expected to WORK under these conditions?! 2:57 PM Nov 19th from web
  19. yet another for the "no way to tell if it's nut free facility" list: twizzlers. twizzlers!!! now they've gone too far. 2:56 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. maybe those are too low in citric acid? trying regular oranges or tomatoes next. (can you tell i'm making this up as i go along?) 8:22 AM Nov 19th from web