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- My hair got long today/3:02 PM Oct 22nd from web
- If Oprah can get Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield together, let's see what she can do in the Middle East. 10:00 AM Oct 19th from web
- What's worse -- that Balloon Boy's parents had no clue where their 6-year-old was or that they named him Falcon?3:43 PM Oct 15th from web
- All this talk of balloon boy this and balloon boy that, and yet no one has so much as mentioned the fate of that poor, poor balloon.3:38 PM Oct 15th from web
- I really, really, really, really, really don't need to hear guys grunting in the bathroom stall.3:30 PM Oct 15th from web
- New Academy Award category: Best Chick Flick.
Richard Gere gets an honorary Oscar to kick it off.4:42 PM Oct 13th from web
- I can accept rain only if it happens at night. Who can I talk to about this?3:18 PM Oct 13th from web
- @ Somebody is a sun hater.3:16 PM Oct 13th from web in reply to shelikestowatch
- So if I can convince everyone that I can become invisible, can I get away with not showing up to work?10:20 AM Oct 13th from web
- Why is it that houses always burn to the ground so quickly, yet I can never keep a fireplace lit?10:19 AM Oct 13th from web
- Proof that I haven't fully evolved: 10:19 AM Oct 13th from web
- Shouldn't all banks be closed on Halloween? Think about it: No matter what you wear, you don't look suspicious.9:28 AM Oct 9th from web
- But really? Probably the Yankees.9:07 AM Oct 9th from web
- My World Series prediction: Angels v. Phillies.
Angels win it.9:07 AM Oct 9th from web
- What are you supposed to do when you're looking at a web site for work that has a really racy ad?1:31 PM Oct 8th from web
- @ Top Ten Reasons to Watch Letterman. #10: Waiting to hear him confess to knocking up Bristol Palin. 1:20 PM Oct 8th from web in reply to thehuffpost
- My pledge to you: I will never use the word "seminal" in a newspaper story.11:27 AM Oct 6th from web
- My 5-year-old daughter as I was setting the scene of her bedtime story: "All right, all right -- get to the story part!"2:59 PM Oct 5th from web
- Ok, seriously. Someone has made the weekends go faster than the rest of the week, right?9:40 AM Oct 5th from web
- Welcome to the first day of fall. (Sigh) Summer's officially over.4:52 PM Sep 22nd from web
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- Name pat pemberton
- Location San Luis Obispo, California
- Web http://sloblogs.t...
- Bio A features writer at the San Luis Obispo Tribune, I'll be writing a lot about music, surfing and whatever else comes to mind.
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