Profile_bird

Hey there! ppemberton is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving ppemberton's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

ppemberton

  1. @pozosaloon The fax machine here is something out of the Flintstones: There's a little prehistoric bird inside, doing all the work.
  2. I think our fax machine is wind operated. Makes me think of that scene in "Office Space" . . .
  3. Why don't I have any friends from college? My FaceBook page has nothing but old high school classmates. Lame.
  4. Fun surf at Shell Beach today. Swell is expected to back off a little, but should still be good through the week.
  5. Win tickets to see Julian and Stephen Marley at the Pozo Saloon: http://tinyurl.com/yjdcjxk
  6. My hair got long today/
  7. If Oprah can get Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield together, let's see what she can do in the Middle East. http://tinyurl.com/yzpoffm
  8. What's worse -- that Balloon Boy's parents had no clue where their 6-year-old was or that they named him Falcon?
  9. All this talk of balloon boy this and balloon boy that, and yet no one has so much as mentioned the fate of that poor, poor balloon.
  10. I really, really, really, really, really don't need to hear guys grunting in the bathroom stall.
  11. New Academy Award category: Best Chick Flick. Richard Gere gets an honorary Oscar to kick it off.
  12. I can accept rain only if it happens at night. Who can I talk to about this?
  13. @shelikestowatch Somebody is a sun hater.
  14. So if I can convince everyone that I can become invisible, can I get away with not showing up to work?
  15. Why is it that houses always burn to the ground so quickly, yet I can never keep a fireplace lit?
  16. Proof that I haven't fully evolved: http://bit.ly/1yrOaq
  17. Shouldn't all banks be closed on Halloween? Think about it: No matter what you wear, you don't look suspicious.
  18. But really? Probably the Yankees.
  19. My World Series prediction: Angels v. Phillies. Angels win it.
  20. What are you supposed to do when you're looking at a web site for work that has a really racy ad?