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@ The fax machine here is something out of the Flintstones: There's a little prehistoric bird inside, doing all the work.
4:36 PM Nov 11th
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I think our fax machine is wind operated. Makes me think of that scene in "Office Space" . . .
2:19 PM Nov 11th
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Why don't I have any friends from college? My FaceBook page has nothing but old high school classmates. Lame.
1:50 PM Nov 11th
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Fun surf at Shell Beach today. Swell is expected to back off a little, but should still be good through the week.
4:43 PM Nov 9th
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Win tickets to see Julian and Stephen Marley at the Pozo Saloon:
4:42 PM Nov 9th
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My hair got long today/
3:02 PM Oct 22nd
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If Oprah can get Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield together, let's see what she can do in the Middle East.
10:00 AM Oct 19th
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What's worse -- that Balloon Boy's parents had no clue where their 6-year-old was or that they named him Falcon?
3:43 PM Oct 15th
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All this talk of balloon boy this and balloon boy that, and yet no one has so much as mentioned the fate of that poor, poor balloon.
3:38 PM Oct 15th
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I really, really, really, really, really don't need to hear guys grunting in the bathroom stall.
3:30 PM Oct 15th
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New Academy Award category: Best Chick Flick.
Richard Gere gets an honorary Oscar to kick it off.
4:42 PM Oct 13th
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I can accept rain only if it happens at night. Who can I talk to about this?
3:18 PM Oct 13th
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@ Somebody is a sun hater.
3:16 PM Oct 13th
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So if I can convince everyone that I can become invisible, can I get away with not showing up to work?
10:20 AM Oct 13th
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Why is it that houses always burn to the ground so quickly, yet I can never keep a fireplace lit?
10:19 AM Oct 13th
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Proof that I haven't fully evolved:
10:19 AM Oct 13th
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Shouldn't all banks be closed on Halloween? Think about it: No matter what you wear, you don't look suspicious.
9:28 AM Oct 9th
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But really? Probably the Yankees.
9:07 AM Oct 9th
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My World Series prediction: Angels v. Phillies.
Angels win it.
9:07 AM Oct 9th
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What are you supposed to do when you're looking at a web site for work that has a really racy ad?
1:31 PM Oct 8th
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- Name pat pemberton
- Location San Luis Obispo, California
- Web http://sloblogs.t...
- Bio A features writer at the San Luis Obispo Tribune, I'll be writing a lot about music, surfing and whatever else comes to mind.
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