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  1. uhhh what does it mean when your pee comes out really cold
  2. somebody in the next stall is watching DBZ on their laptop. as for me, well since i'm a normal person i'm just watching porn and jacking off
  3. geez i'm farting left and right here
  4. who needs toilet paper when you have two perfectly good hands right next to you
  5. i like to think i'm doing people a favor by peeing on the toilet seat
  6. look pal i can either wash my armpits or wash my ass but i'm not gonna do both so just decide which you'd rather smell
  7. bobbing for crapples
  8. chocolate or poop: you decide
  9. can't spell "shit" without "sit"
  10. [Poopy and Fartfart] EPISODE 120: POOPY’S FIRST PERIOD http://bit.ly/07kM3GF
  11. i want a shirt with a toilet on it with poop and pee in the toilet and pee on the seat of the toilet
  12. me likey da poopoo
  13. time to change my tampon
  14. i got a new moon for ya (pulls down pants, shows unwiped ass to crowd of schoolchildren)
  15. ya gotta poop your pants and poop em good
  16. remember that time i peed my pants
  17. urination, defecation, ejaculation, menstruation, expectoration, regurgitation
  18. it sure is fun walking around walmart with a boner
  19. high-res photos of poop
  20. pointing my wireless router's antennas straight at my balls for (hopefully) wi-fi enabled sperm. just trust me on this one alright??