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  1. it's not that i pooped my pants it's just that i made poop IN my pants
  2. i want a toilet that will tweet whenever it flushes and DM me whenever it clogs
  3. i wonder what goodies i'll find in the toilet today
  4. oh god with each hiccup i squirt a little bit of poop out
  5. (clogs toilet) (walks out of bathroom whistling)
  6. i just ate one of those huge bags of skittles for breakfast and aside from the diabetes and nonstop diarrhea i quite enjoyed it
  7. who cares about free healthcare I WANT FREE UNDERWEAR
  8. sometimes you just can't be bothered to wipe
  9. ICUP
  10. my breath smells oddly like farts. i wonder why.................................................
  11. blowing my nose in my hands and wiping it on the furniture
  12. let's just say i need to take a shit
  13. @NateSchumacher Yes, I quite agree.
  14. @ABC_Nizzle i'll give you something that resembles chocolate if that's okay
  15. @NateSchumacher i'll take one if you don't mind
  16. what can brown do for you?
  17. i better be careful with all this farting i'm doing
  18. i always carry toilet paper in my wallet after that time i had to wipe with a hundred dollar bill
  19. imagine having TWO peeholes instead of one. just imagine
  20. i heard in the next transformers movie they're going to have a robot toilet named pottymouth and he gets the most screen time