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  1. Twitter Break 𝄐 11:44 AM Nov 19th from web
  2. Omigod is this going to be like Fight Club where I find out I was @MEETINGGUY all along and didn't know it?!? Oh, sorry. Spoiler Alert. 2:57 PM Nov 18th from Birdhouse
  3. Once again, I am among the last to get a new twitter feature that I do not want nor will I use. Hrmph. 1:57 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. @RobMcNairHuff @DerekYoung I'm not going to run in the morning either. Your laziness must be contagious. Also permanent. And retroactive. 10:33 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to RobMcNairHuff
  5. @LucyKateHopkins Tell your dad to just head to the other side of town and you can run all the red lights you want. No ambulance required! 2:23 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to LucyKateHopkins
  6. Do you think it sucks as much as it seems it would to be 3 and stuck at home all day with 2 sick parents? I'm asking for my 3 year old. 4:50 PM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  7. Sending back a movie we've had since August 24. We are the Netflix profit center. 11:29 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  8. (I did warn you.) 3:32 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  9. What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. 3:32 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  10. falsehood (n): someone who pretends to be a gangster 3:31 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  11. What's an astronaut sandwich made of? Launch meat. 3:27 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  12. Smush is reading a bad joke book cover to cover. Out loud. I swear if it doesn't stop soon I'll start tooting them. You've been warned. 2:36 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  13. "Look, @christinaw became a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer." -my Mom --- Facebook. Ruining my evening since forever. 9:06 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  14. @tmg2301 It's the big X. Try it! 11:15 AM Nov 12th from txt
  15. "There has to be more in the second half, because 3 then 1 doesn't make any sense. Also, what's Disney without a Princess??!?" -Smush 8:41 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  16. @christinaw Your expectations are awfully high. 12:32 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to christinaw
  17. @mnkylvr But, hey! Universal health care! 9:39 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to mnkylvr
  18. I didn't even know Steve Perry was still alive. 7:21 PM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
  19. @yodelmachine Because of the oversaturation, right? 12:47 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to yodelmachine
  20. W00t! I got logged on to the legacy system before it locked me out for the night! Yeah, Happy Friday Night to you too. 9:21 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly