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@jakespice ouch10:39 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to jakespice
Gargantuan is such a great word, and so terribly underutilized. For my part I shall attempt to become gargantuan through eating. #gargantuan10:11 AM Jul 10th from web
Through careful application of tasty food and vigorous dedication to excercise avoidance I have managed to gain the status of "fatty". #woot9:56 PM Jul 9th from web
@Jujala BOOM9:45 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Jujala
@jakespice That ad was excellent.1:07 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to jakespice
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle10:48 AM Jul 9th from web
Hello old people and welcome to the internets. Once you get settled in I'll show you where we keep the rocketships and lasers.9:15 AM Jul 5th from web
Effective immediately: Using a ! to end a sentence that is not an exclamation or using more than 1 ! per sentence is a capital crime.10:08 AM Jul 2nd from web
Some folks are simply not plugged into internet culture. http://www.witourismfederat... #WTF8:16 PM Jul 1st from web
My new SSN is 8EE16311-DCEB-4614-892D-DCA8BE78D965. Memorize that and your head will explode.4:56 PM Jun 29th from web
The federal government is going to stop issuing SSNs in the old format, from now on we will all get GUIDs. http://preview.tinyurl.com/...4:47 PM Jun 29th from web
There is no situation in all of creation past, present or future where air quotes are appropriate. Your argument is invalid.1:11 PM Jun 19th from web
Where is the line between stylishly tousled and unkempt?9:49 PM Jun 17th from web
@jakespice I bet he can't fit more than 3 airports up his cornhole.2:31 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to jakespice
@jakespice Never having heard of it I looked up "wipeout". It is one step away from "Ow, my balls!"2:31 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to jakespice
Seattle may have a lot of overcast days in the year, but when it is sunny & clear here it is amazing. Like nowhere else I've lived.7:05 AM Jun 2nd from web
Working from home today. Great weather, hope to finish the work on my pond & waterfall with Papa's help.9:33 AM May 29th from web
Today I murdered tens of thousands of blades of grass. Their guts covered me from head to to like a hero from ancient legends. #RAWR4:13 PM May 23rd from web
This month I rediscovered the delicious nature of raw almonds. Who knew?4:11 PM May 23rd from web
Going to go see Terminator Salvation tonight with my papa. I've set my expectations low so as not to be disappointed.4:10 PM May 23rd from web