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  1. Typing unt.edu into IE takes you to a bing search page. Firefox automatically directs to www.unt.edu. bing is beefing up #s unfairly. Boo!
  2. Gawker linked a cool scientology video. http://tinyurl.com/ydd33bm Hooray!!
  3. What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 hos.
  4. Frantically refreshing when a site is down is exactly like rubbernecking- in trying to get a view, you prolong the jam #whentwitterwasdown
  5. Target Corporation's twitter account (not Target marketing accounts) has 3,987 followers and 0 tweets. What the heck? @Target_Corp
  6. Douchebag on IMDB: " "if you want to know if a movie is good just ask me i am after all a PROJECTIONIST"
  7. Even Sarah Palin's own mother hasn't read her book: "She admitted she had not yet read her daughter's book but said she intended to." Ha!
  8. So the black vampire in new moon doesnt sparkle in the sunlight why?
  9. Watching the dawn for the first time in ages. It's freezing out but very beautiful.
  10. Bryan did a can crush for me! BEST THING EVER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToUn4OuaThE Special thanks to Justin for the request!
  11. Charlie's commercial for "Kitten Mittons" was hilarious. Something like that would probably sell. #itsalwayssunny http://bit.ly/3xKJZV
  12. I am a godless liberal and I love my country. The two are not mutually exclusive.
  13. Panache Report has a blind item archive about black celebrities. Holy crap there is some crazy stuff in there. http://bit.ly/tZuWp
  14. Go to google's classic page. Click on the google logo- then keep clicking. Won't work with igoogle page.
  15. From the movie Happy-Go-Lucky: "I just play some classical music to calm the children down." "Oh, what music?" "Stravinsky. Rite of Spring."
  16. Milla Jovovich was the best guest judge on #projectrunway ever.
  17. RT @birbigs i heard jeff dunham's "mexican" puppet is actually half german, half honduran
  18. Holy crap, Knights of the Old Republic is so much fun. I can't believe I've never played it before. It also runs great on my Asus netbook!
  19. Tylenol PM is 1/3 the cost of Benadryl, and both contain 25 mg of diphenhydramine. Just FYI.
  20. Drake is Jimmy from Degrassi what the fuck. My mind hurts.