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  1. Can't sleep. Lovely.3:52 AM Jun 29th from web
  2. Moving day... why did I buy $100 worth of groceries two days before I moved?!9:18 AM Jun 28th from web
  3. Is it just me or is every late 90's model Nissan is either beige or dark green?6:07 PM Jun 23rd from txt
  4. Yelling and being pigheaded works so much better to get your way than talking reasonably.12:53 PM Jun 20th from txt
  5. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/6:26 PM Jun 18th from Support #IranElection
  6. "We have too much pluribus and not enough unum" - some guy quoting another guy on NPR.6:25 PM Jun 18th from web
  7. Its not lafayette! He's alive I'm so happy!6:05 PM Jun 14th from txt
  8. I can't wait for the season premiere of True Blood. I hope lafayette isn't really gone. "burger with aids" fabulous character.12:35 PM Jun 14th from txt
  9. Just picked my first batch of green beans from my garden. I can't WAIT to have them for dinner.3:33 PM Jun 12th from web
  10. I have an irrational hate for Andy Samberg. No reason really, I think it's just the tooth gap.8:20 PM May 29th from web
  11. I made $6.20 at the casino! Hells yeah.1:08 AM May 28th from web
  12. @cockerham Sexting. Definitely.4:02 PM May 27th from web in reply to cockerham
  13. Just took a 3.5 hour nap. Does depression make anyone else tired?5:01 PM May 26th from txt
  14. Is it just me or is youtube having buffering problems lately?2:18 PM May 25th from web
  15. @ryanosaur Fort Worth is a bitch to park in.12:41 PM May 24th from web in reply to ryanosaur
  16. Filet of beef on sourdough bread with stone-ground mustard, spinach, rosemary and parmesean. Fannnnntastic.5:41 PM May 23rd from web
  17. Bill O'Reiley on Terri Gross on NPR was insulting. How dare anyone speak to her like that. Diane Rehm would've torn him a new one.11:43 AM May 21st from web
  18. I just saw three black midgets holding puppies in a laundromat. Wow.7:36 PM May 19th from txt
  19. Done with classes! I just took my Finance final. My asshole hurts.4:26 PM May 14th from web
  20. Why is it mandatory to wear a seatbelt but legal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet? Natural selection?1:36 PM May 11th from txt
  • Name a_saunders
  • Location Denton, TX
  • Bio Generic white middle class college student
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