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Still, there's something to be said for a movie you like well enough at the time.
1:22 PM Oct 15th
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"Law Abiding Citizen" is one of those movies you like more at the time than in retrospect. I mean, come on, you're thinking.
1:22 PM Oct 15th
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This isn't a laugh-laugh movie, but a wince-wince movie. Those can be funny, too.
12:25 PM Oct 15th
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I can't prove it but I'm absolutely certain more than half of everyone on Earth has heard some version of that joke.
12:23 PM Oct 15th
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I'm sure you've heard the old joke where Job asks the Lord why everything in his life is going wrong. Remember what the Lord replies?
12:22 PM Oct 15th
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End of 'Couples Retreat' review: The first was a rabbit which looked like nothing else than a chocolate bunny. That would have been strange.
11:58 AM Oct 15th
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The movie has a good feeling, but why do I know more about this subject than Chris Rock does? Smile.
12:17 PM Oct 14th
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That is the way of women, unlike us male clods who settle on a hair style in grade school and stick with it like Rod Blagojevich.
12:13 PM Oct 14th
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Yes, many black women enjoy their straight hair, whether natural or by way of extensions. They look great.
12:13 PM Oct 14th
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The usefulness of gender in a species without genitalia is not discussed, not even wistfully.
8:07 AM Sep 22nd
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There are other characters, including the town's bombastic mayor, a Herculean mascot for the sardine ad campaigns, a monkey and so on.
8:00 AM Sep 22nd
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It's a good thing the movie is animated. That makes it easier to create a tornado funnel cloud made of spaghetti and meatballs.
7:59 AM Sep 22nd
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The movie mentions Nigerian prostitutes servicing the aliens, but wisely refrains from entertaining us with this spectacle.
1:33 PM Aug 13th
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I suppose there’s no reason the first alien race to reach the Earth shouldn’t look like what the cat threw up.
1:28 PM Aug 13th
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Missiles also strike Mount Rushmore. No, wait! That was during one of the Coming Attractions!
1:10 PM Aug 13th
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There is never any clear sense in the action of where anything is in relation to anything else. You get more of a binary action strategy.
1:10 PM Aug 13th
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We thought ice floated in water but, no, you can see big falling ice chunks real good here. It must be only in your Coke that it floats.
1:06 PM Aug 13th
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What is Cobra? What nationality are its leaders, other than Scottish? What will it gain by destroying world capitols? Reader, I do not know.
1:04 PM Aug 13th
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But that's the kind of detail I tend to get wrong, because that's more fun that getting it right.
1:02 PM Aug 13th
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Zeus had his thunderbolts, Hades his three-headed dog, and Hermes his winged feet. Could Zeus run fast? Did Hermes have a dog? No.
10:22 AM Jul 28th
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- Name Post-Stroke Ebert
- Location Chicago, IL
- Bio Actual quotes from post-stroke Roger Ebert movie reviews
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