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Deep Twitter: I always thought I didn't like groups of friends, but I think I don't like ME in groups of friends.
| @thesmitten: Sorry, but it's cute! |
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| Poop in the potty! Sorry, non-mom followers, I'm sure you're throwing up a little now. |
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| Best Mother's Day gift: Olivia slept until 8. |
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| My brother just left here with all his friends. I've known all of them since they were five, and now they are MEN. |
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| Waldorf is not for me, because they require a "healthy home environment away from TV and a healthy, organic diet at home". F-you. |
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| And there was MORE pee in the potty. And even MORE. We're so proud of Ryan. :) |
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| Morning at home. Missed this. |
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| My Greek yogurt and I have been reunited. Feels so good. |
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| Just painted Olivia's toes for the first time. |
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| Olivia met my four cousins with the dogs, cats, bunnies, lizards and fish last night. She talked about them in her sleep. |
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| I am resisting the urge to purge and clean my brother's house. Probably not a cool thing to do, right? |
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| Just found a cheddar bunny in my bra. |
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| On vacation, wake up at 5 a.m. Something is very wrong with me. |
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| Full from El Cholo and Pinkeberry. Must be in LA. |
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| Need to pack for everyone. Feeling so sick. Sleep deprivation? Too much coffee? Something I ate? Flu? Help. |
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| Trying not to nap, since I have fucked with my sleep cycle enough. Really, really want to nap. |
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| The funniest thing is that I promised her underwear if she went on the potty. But I don't have any. So I gave her a pair of mine. |
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| PEE ON THE POTTY! |
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| @ladybugs_12: Nope, I puked all nine months. I have a hunch you're going soon. |
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