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@zara_ Depends on your POV!6:10 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to zara_
@ExtremelyCreamy At least the weather's nice!6:08 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to ExtremelyCreamy
@ExtremelyCreamy They must have all seen my tweet!!!!3:52 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to ExtremelyCreamy
@ExtremelyCreamy It's pissing down in Emsworth which means you're next!6:14 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to ExtremelyCreamy
@zara_ Why so happy? Have the nippers given the thumbs up to some food???6:10 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to zara_
Nothing to report6:08 AM Jul 7th from web
Cricket gonna be delayed..........off to gym! eek!2:20 AM May 15th from web
Pissing down.............Off to Sunny Spain tomorrow (where's the smiley with the shades?)5:22 AM Apr 17th from web
@zara_ have you slimmed down to a more presentable size yet?7:51 AM Apr 6th from web in reply to zara_
Just settling down to watch the decider in the cricket. C'mon England4:07 AM Apr 3rd from web
@zara_ Get bigger doors!4:06 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to zara_
@zara_ 2 cheap options I can recommend. 1. steal a pair of old trainers from a charity box or 2. If you only have 1 leg , take a display one10:14 AM Mar 11th from web in reply to zara_
@Splatterdays The brightside - backpack and lunchbox won't be left at school = result4:01 AM Mar 9th from web in reply to CoolMomica
Little bit of shopping and then lunch with Mrs portofino um ummm3:58 AM Mar 9th from web
My lazy arsed mate made me help him move house - I'm knackared!10:07 AM Mar 6th from web
Shish Kebabs a success!10:29 AM Mar 5th from web
Making Shish kebabs (the indian restaurant sausage version). Worried they will fall to pieces!4:50 AM Mar 5th from web
@zara_ Was it for the nippers? and did you use lime leaves?1:52 AM Mar 4th from web in reply to zara_
@NYTimesComm Does Warren think that Pompey will beat Chelsea tomorrow? If so by what score?12:49 PM Mar 2nd from web in reply to NYTimesComm
@YouGetToChoose Pompey tattoo on your forehead "Pompey til Xmas"6:18 AM Mar 2nd from web in reply to YouGetToChoose